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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:44 PM
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PiGuy propositioned me today - he asked me to make him a man.
Who wants to watch?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:47 PM
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1. I've seen Rocky Horror.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:49 PM
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4. And you owe me a new laptop.
:spray:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:50 PM
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6. Are you implying that I'm Brad?
(get a fucking neck!) :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:47 PM
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2. Well Duh
OBVIOUSLY Dr. Strange. Cause he's perverted like that... :evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:13 PM
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21. I'm insulted.
But I'm going to watch anyway, out of spite.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:14 PM
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23. Insulted?
I thought that would be a compliment of the highest order..What are you some kind of p..prude? BWAHAHAHAHAAH
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:47 PM
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3. Um is this legal?
And what if I have performance anxiety? :shrug:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:51 PM
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8. Oh, please. You've been begging me all day.
Did you pop some Viagra like I told you?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:55 PM
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11. wait...is begging = proposition
cause i don't know what position a proposition is. :shrug:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:55 PM
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12. OMG that was a low blow!!!11!
Sweet sweet heaven....

Shit, I'm getting close here, Babe!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:57 PM
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13. I got my batteries all charged up here...
:P
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:57 PM
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14. Not just yet.
Please run some baseball plays in your head while I go find the scarves.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:04 PM
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15. A hot box is what immediately comes to mind, so there's your pickle.
That and a towering shot that exits the stadium and leaves the crowd breathless...
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:14 PM
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22. Well done, love.
Am I tying these scarves too tightly around your wrists? And is the chair comfortable?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:17 PM
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25. TYPE SLOWER!!!
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:20 PM
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27. :SPANK:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:22 PM
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29. Oh great
Just encourage him more won't you. I have a hard enough time training him with the whip as it is... :eyes:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:34 PM
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36. The scarves are fine, but... zOMFG Holy shit!
How the hell do you DO that???! I

I think my thrusters are at maximum and my phaser cannon is loaded and ready to fire!
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:41 PM
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42. And these stilettos are restricting my freedom of movement.
I can pick up the pace, or slow down. What do you want me to do?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:54 PM
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45. OMG the high heels. :swoon: And what's that on the floor?
It appears to be a purple tanga with the word "Saturday" printed on it... OMG you don't have any panties on!!!11

I guess this is it, babe. I've got one more to go, so hit me with your best shot, and I'll return the favor....
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:56 PM
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46. Ooh, one more.
I'm all atwitter!
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:16 PM
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47. I kicked the stilettos off.
I know that you've been tormented enough. Just give me a moment to get down on my knees......
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:07 PM
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50. Oh oh OH Sweet Jezus!!11

HALLELUJAH!!!ELEVENS!



Yeeessssss!!!! One thousand big ones!! :woohoo: OMG I need a cigarette! :smoke:

Thanks, BeachBaby, for your exquisite assistance in helping me get off of triple digits.

I might need some more of that kind of help reaching post number 1001. And 1002, 1003.... :wink:

You are simply teh best! :loveya: :*
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:12 PM
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51. So dude what is this special event you had planned
I'm sleepy and I don't want to wake up and see that you broke teh Lounge while I was snoozing..
Congrats on the triple digits...
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:49 PM
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5. he's male?
:wtf:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:50 PM
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7. .
:rofl:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:51 PM
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9. When ya get done, will you make me one too?
:P

Now, THAT would be something to watch. :rofl:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:52 PM
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10. Uh oh!! This is bound to get interesting!
:bounce:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:06 PM
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16. Your name is Lola?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:07 PM
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17. not me
he has kids, he is already a man, don't fall for his jive.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:08 PM
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18. oh yeah and
GET A ROOM ALREADY...

:P
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:08 PM
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19. The Acid Queen
f your child ain't all he should be now
This girl could put him right.
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one night.
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
I'll tear your soul apart.

Give us a room, close the door
Leave us for a while.
Your boy won't be a boy no more
Young, but not a child.
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
The Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
I'll tear your soul apart.

Gather your wits and hold on fast,
Your mind must learn to roam.
Just as the Gypsy Queen must do
You're gonna hit the road.

My work is done now look at him
He's never been more alive.
His head it shakes his fingers clutch.
Watch his body rise!
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
To break your little heart.

If your child ain't all he should be now
This girl will put him right.
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one night.
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
to break your little heart.

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:12 PM
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20. Two questions...
1. Why does he need a man?
2. What does he want you to make the man out of?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:15 PM
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24. ...
:rofl: x eleventy brazillion
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:20 PM
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26. Jesus, dude. Post #1.
Duh.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:21 PM
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28. You're ranking my post #1?
Aw man, I don't know what to say!
:hug:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:27 PM
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30. Your post is rank.
DuhStrange.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:29 PM
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31. Yo ---you and Dr. Strange..
Get a room already!!!
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:31 PM
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32. I'm not making him a man.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:32 PM
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33. Good call. You don't want to piss Paddy off.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:33 PM
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34. Okay, stop the thread.
I want to get off.

:crazy:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:36 PM
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37. I still ain't doing it.
Someone else will have to get you off.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:39 PM
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39. If I had a dollar for every time somone got me off...
I don't think it would technically be considered prostitution.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:41 PM
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40. hmmm
What about a dollar for everytime SOMETHING got you off...You'd be Bill Gates!
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:41 PM
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41. Who is somone? Is she hot?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:43 PM
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43. She was...
after she caught me stealing her dollar.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:44 PM
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44. So you WERE paying her.
A dollar. Wow. High roller.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:58 PM
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48. Is he fucking up our bromance??
:mad:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:34 PM
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35. lol
Is that even possible?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:36 PM
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38. Yeah, if you remember to hook up the doll.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:04 PM
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49. rofl
:rofl: Thats just wrong on soooooooo many levels...
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