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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:38 PM
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This day will live in infamy ...


Yesterday, March 6, 2009 a date which will live in infamy the DU Lounge was suddenly drawn into a war between two different Lounge fractions, the Federation Of Tater and the Nation Of Midlo.

The DU Lounge was at peace with these fractions, and, at the solicitation of taterguy and Midlo, was still in conversation with their diplomats (and Switzerland) looking toward the maintenance of the peace and playful happiness in the DU Lounge.

It will be recorded that the past friction between these two fractions makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time both parties involved have deliberately sought to deceive the DU Lounge by copycat, bicycle and supernatural threads of hope for continued peace.

The war yesterday in the DU Lounge has caused severe damage to this community. I regret to tell you that very many LOLpuppies have been lost. In addition, Lounge polls have been reported being biased from the beginning by including a dingbat option. The DU Lounge will continue to remain in ruins over this.

I also regret to tell you that there is no hope anymore and no LOLcats tomorrow. We are doomed.





I'm off to bed, will reply tomorrow.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 05:29 AM
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1. Did you say over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 05:52 AM
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2. Ah, so ya haven't had enough, have ya?
That's quite all right. I shall keep you at bay until my reinforcements from the Nation of Midlo wake up.

Halt! I've got you surrounded.

Prepare to be stung by the poisoned cat claw dart tips I shall shoot from one of my many non sex related homemade devices and sex related homemade devices that have been converted for use in times of war. Pevviness and war are my specialties. :freak:

Surrender now and I shall put in a good word for you at Midlo HQ while we stoke gas grill to brand you with the ever so sexy Midlo brand!

In the meantime:
I'll be keeping my eye on you. :freak:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 06:10 AM
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3. I call bullshit
You don't have any non-sex-related homemade devices. :P



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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:58 AM
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9. Shhhh
Don't tell 'em. ALL my weaponry is converted from my sex related homemade devices. :evilgrin:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 06:19 AM
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4. Damnit, did I leave my webcam on again?
Please don't post any Screen-caps.

It's too early to annoy the Mods.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:57 AM
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8. Nice ass, Starchy
This should bring me a great sum of money when I blackmail you. Muahahhahaa. :rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 09:25 AM
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10. The market's flooded with pics of my ass
Find one of me driving an SUV and you might have a bargaining chip
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 06:57 AM
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5. It was pretty much over,
when the Hindenburg sank.

Really!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:01 AM
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6. Any trip that involves New Jersey is doomed from the start
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:15 PM
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25. That is a prime example of disrepect
And why I am in Midlo's army.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:21 PM
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26. I thought you were in Midlo's Army because of all the pervy comments that I've made about you
Although those were all made with the utmost respect for your hotness.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:29 PM
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27. No, those don't bother me
I was in Midlo's army because she's Midlo. I, obviously, made the right choice because you disrespect the fine state of NJ.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:03 AM
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7. as a former presidential candidate I am here to grandstand
and pretend like I have concern for all parties involved and want to work out a peaceful solution, however, in reality, I am just doing it as I already prepare for my 2012 run.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 04:37 PM
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21. ~
<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/15/eating-ur-choc... /"><img alt="1166634676_swisscat.gif" src="" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com ">animals</a>
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 09:32 AM
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11. Nice post Wesley D Roosevelt....
:rofl:
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 09:35 AM
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12. "You blokes leave an awfully messy battlefield."
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 10:30 AM
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16. PSA: Midlo doesn't appreciate being called a bloke
Didn't you get the memo?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 04:40 PM
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22. Don't you DARE talk that way to Ptah, Hitler.
He's wonderful. You are a douchebag.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 09:36 AM
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13. There was a war?
Edited on Sun Mar-08-09 09:55 AM by pokerfan
and I missed it?

(I spent most of yesterday watching college football basketball.)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 09:41 AM
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14. Wait College FOOTBALL?
Umm... :wtf:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 09:54 AM
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15. oooops
Basketball! You can see where my heart truly lies. B-ball is just something to pass the time until the start of spring camp.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 12:15 PM
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17. Oh Great.
Another dead horse for the Lounge to beat. It is getting so a person can't walk around for all the dead horses lying around.
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 12:21 PM
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18. Oh, God
is someing trying to fry chicken with corn flake crumbs again?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 12:40 PM
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19. pretty much...
except I think they were trying to grill it this time ;)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 04:43 PM
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23. How could it be a dead horse? It just happened.
:shrug:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 07:14 PM
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24. Your fancy aeroplanes strafed my calvary charge
I thought chivalry was being honored but those poor bastards didn't have a chance
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 12:45 PM
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20. But there was a small glimmer of hope
as the sun rose above the tattered landscape. LOLcats.
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