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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:00 PM
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Poll question: Why Parche hasn't checked in after his "hot date"

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:01 PM
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1. Personally I think he's still on it!
Parche is a stud after all... ;)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:02 PM
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2. Yes, he made that very clear ;}
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:04 PM
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3. He was drunk by 5
not sure what time his date was, but who can get it on drunk?

If I had a hot date, and thought it might be telling time, and my date was sloshed, I would throw them to the curb SO FAST.


NEVER NEVER GET DRUNK BEFORE THE DATE !!!!!!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:06 PM
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4. That's called "Performance Reducing Drugs"
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:10 PM
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5. It's called
FAIL
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:15 PM
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6. All hat - No cattle.
All talk - No 'do'.
Pas de action.
;-)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:16 PM
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7. NOTE TO PARCHE - Sorry, I couldn't resist after those 30 or so posts.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:26 PM
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8. The landing gear got stuck and he's still circling around trying to retract it.
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 05:35 PM by Gormy Cuss
:yoiks:
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ReliantJ Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:27 PM
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9. His "date" froze and it's at the computer shop
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 08:50 AM
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10. She was undercover vice.
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 09:06 AM
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11. First thing he heard: "I'm Chris Hansen"
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 11:53 AM
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12. He's unconscious in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. nt
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