Why did God create the world?

[hedgehog]

It was Spring and he had to do something with all the cat hair!









Heard on Prairie Home Companion some years back.

[3.14158675309]

1. The tumbleweeds of the living room

[MissMillie]

2. to amuse himself

think about it, we're a pretty funny lot

[sammythecat]

3. Entertainment

Torment, confusion, struggle, and death, float his boat

[jakefrep]

4. So that His children could have a place to debate the merits of gas vs. charcoal.

Just a guess.

[mcctatas]

5. He lost a bet?

[Ivan Sputnik]

6. loneliness

or boredom. Or both.

[underpants]

7. tax dodge

you think all those churches got tax-free status by accident?

[sarge43]

8. It seemed like a good idea at the time. n/t

[HopeHoops]

9. It was a drunken accident