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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:14 AM
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Why did God create the world?
It was Spring and he had to do something with all the cat hair!









Heard on Prairie Home Companion some years back.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:16 AM
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1. The tumbleweeds of the living room
:P
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:23 AM
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2. to amuse himself
think about it, we're a pretty funny lot
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:44 AM
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3. Entertainment
Torment, confusion, struggle, and death, float his boat
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:47 AM
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4. So that His children could have a place to debate the merits of gas vs. charcoal.
Just a guess.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:50 AM
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5. He lost a bet?
:shrug:

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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:03 PM
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6. loneliness
or boredom. Or both.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:13 PM
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7. tax dodge
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 02:13 PM by underpants
you think all those churches got tax-free status by accident?
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:08 PM
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8. It seemed like a good idea at the time. n/t
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:51 PM
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9. It was a drunken accident
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