Help me loose my virginity today! Ask me anything!!!11!!!

[3.14158675309]

I'm trying to hit 1000 posts today, but I need to really yap it up. Think of replying to me as foreplay.... :hide: :hi:

[MissMillie]

1. why does the sun go on shining?

Don't they know it's the end of the world?

[3.14158675309]

2. Does somebody not love you any more?

:shrug: :hug:

[MissMillie]

16. nobody ever loved me

'cept my family, which actually means a lot... and they do still love me

and I like me a lot too

[3.14158675309]

18. But have YOU ever loved?

I'm not a therapist, but I've fancied myself one numerous times....

[MissMillie]

22. I'm one of those women who love too much

if there is such a thing

[3.14158675309]

30. Is there such a thing? How is this possible, if I may ask?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. What's in store for March 14th?

Is that when you plan to hit 1000 posts?

Pity, 1000 posts means by contract we are required to take you seriously. And that is the opportune time to unleash your secret plan, whatever that may be.

[3.14158675309]

4. No, no, no! TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!

Ambitious, yes, but I think I'm ready. I have the condominiums and everything!!

But π day will rawk in its own right! :hi:

[yellowdogintexas]

5. it would appear others are casting asparagus on your ambition to reach your lofty goal

shame upon them.

[3.14158675309]

6. By ignoring me? Yes, I agree that everyone who doesn't respond to this thread is a

bastid and a moran. :hi:

[zanne]

8. Not I, dear.14158675309.

That's the first and last time I type out your user name!

[3.14158675309]

11. I feel your pain, zanne. It's a real PITA for me, too!

Thanks for the reply! :hi:

[auntAgonist]

7. loose and virginity in the same sentence

:rofl:


good luck on the 1000 :)

aA

[3.14158675309]

10. LOL to edit, or not to edit.....

I'm with you, it's better uncorrect! :P

And thanks! :hi:

[auntAgonist]

12. I like it the way it is :)

It's much better incorrect

:hi:

you're welcome


aA
kesha

[3.14158675309]

14. Agreed!

I love a good malaprop! :woohoo:

[zanne]

9. Why do the birds sing? nt

[3.14158675309]

13. Is there a scheduled apocalypse of which I'm not aware?

Or did somebody stop loving you, too? :shrug:

[zanne]

142. Nobody stops loving me, digital username. nt

[Lil Missy]

15. I was sooo going to challenge you on virginity! Now I've seen the rest.

What's the hurry?

Seems stupid to just make dumb posts to increase your count.

[3.14158675309]

17. Today is a special day. And besides: ALL of my posts are dumb posts, so

the point is mute! :rofl: :hi:

[auntAgonist]

19. omg ..

moot.










not mute :)

:rofl:



edited to add. y'know I'm just havin' fun.

[3.14158675309]

20. I TOLD you that I love a good malaprop!

I use them as often as I can! :rofl:

[auntAgonist]

24. you really should

check out this site.

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors

malapropisms galore along with a lot of common mistakes.


:hi:

[3.14158675309]

26. OMG I LOVE that!

That is so awesome! :rofl:

Thanks for the linkie, auntAgonist! :pals:

[Lil Missy]

34. Who are you anyway?

Good luck on 1000.

[3.14158675309]

37. Nice post, Roger Daltry

What do you mean by your question? :shrug:

[Lil Missy]

46. Well, I guess I'm just blind.

Which doesn't mean that I suggest you are not a good Democrat and don't belong here.

[SPKrazy]

21. Have you ever been to Phoenix?

[3.14158675309]

25. As a matter of fact, yes. Many times. I used to live in Tucson.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

55. but have you been to Oklahoma?

[3.14158675309]

58. I've never been to OK. I saw the musical, though....

:P

[TZ]

23. *cough*

You and virginity in the same sentence, somethings not right here..:crazy:
You know what they say about virgins and unicorns though..and you know a narwhal sort of looks like a unicrorn FUCK YEAH!
Well, I'll help cause I'm ALL about losing the virginity thing..;)

[3.14158675309]

29. I'll bet! PEV!

I have special plans for #1000.....

[TZ]

40. Ummm

I hope the mods aren't paying attention then..:P

[3.14158675309]

43. oooo, I'm going out, in a blaze of glory!

[TZ]

45. .

What can I say about that except...YUM BON JOVI...

[3.14158675309]

47. OMG I just had Sum Bon Jovi for lunch!!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

48. .

I wouldn't mind some Bon Jovi for lunch..:hide:

[3.14158675309]

52. Well played,

you noodle-slurping pev! :rofl:

[Deja Q]

27. If you're going to lose your virginity that way, you WILL be loose!

:wow:

[3.14158675309]

28. Nice post, CreekDog

I am not a woman. :hide:

[Deja Q]

69. Did I imply you were a woman?

:shrug:

(there are plenty of loose men too...)

[3.14158675309]

90. I think you missed my implication

WRT the word "loose", which is why I was hiding....

[EastTennesseeDem]

31. Post the rest of the numbers of pi. One number in each post.

[3.14158675309]

35. ooooo, that's a good idea! That would get me to 1,000

and to 10,000, too! :rofl: :hi:

BTW, I'm not *actually* π, if you look at my nick closely.... (think Tommy Tutone) ;-)

[EastTennesseeDem]

38. BLIMEY! I never would have noticed.

Well in that case...

Want to talk movies?

I dunno. I'm in your same predicament. (915 posts I think)

[3.14158675309]

39. Movies!!! Rock on! What's your fav?

[EastTennesseeDem]

49. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Hello? Ah I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh-ho, that's much better. Yeah. Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine, too, eh? Good, then well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. Good. Well, it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you, it's great to be fine. Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb? The Bomb, Dmitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now, what happened is one of our base commanders, he had a sort of ... well, he went a little funny in the head. You know, just a little ... funny. And, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country--well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you! Of course I like to say hello! Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call! Listen, if it wasn't friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour. I am positive, Dmitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. Yes! I mean if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, well, we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. I know they're our boys. All right, well listen now. Who should we call? Who should we call, Dmitri? Sorry, you faded away there. The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters? Where is that, Dmitri? In Omsk? Right. Yes. Oh, you'll call them first, will you? Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? What? I see, just ask for Omsk information. ...Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm ... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. I'm very sorry. All right, you're sorrier than I am, but I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're �both sorry, all right? All right.

[TZ]

42. Hey maybe you can loose your virginity today too.

Double trouble!:hi:

[EastTennesseeDem]

50. We're going to pop each other's cherries if we're not careful.

I always knew my first time would be on a message board.

:hide:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. My dear 3.14158675309!

Foreplay? :blush:

But we hardly know each other...

Early congrats on achieving 1000 posts!

:woohoo:

[3.14158675309]

33. We know each other better than you think, CP!

Thanks for the congrats and check your pm! :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. Got it and thanks, sweetie...

;)

[3.14158675309]

41. #900 for you, CP!

:hug:

I'm on the homestretch! :woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. I am very honored to be the 900th recipient of one of your posts!

And you will achieve your milestone today!

:hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Why would I want to contribute to the furthering of the decline of Western Civilization?

:hide:

:loveya:

[TZ]

53. But

you do that every time you play Bunco...:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

56. What happens at bunco stays at bunco.

:rofl:

[3.14158675309]

70. It's inevitable, I'm afraid!

I have no redeeming social value whatsoever. :P :pals: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

54. wait

loose?

:rofl: are you a freeper, this is HUGH!!!!11111, SERIES!!!!1111

I guess in some ways loose is a descriptive word for losing virginity, maybe... whoops wrong message board, sorry :P

[Pierre.Suave]

57. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a would chuck could chuck wood?

:rofl:

[SOteric]

61. About a cord a day.

Whut? :shrug: You asked...

[TZ]

63. Hmm. I would like to know how you know that...

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

64. Why?

are you hoping there is something pevvy in the reply?

:P

[TZ]

65. DoOD I'm a scientist

I'm always interested in data collection methods!:P

[Pierre.Suave]

67. HAHAHA

Of course, how silly of me...

:P

[SOteric]

66. The Internet Oracle told me.

[3.14158675309]

75. Considering your sig line, did you mean "quart" a day...?

:toast:

[3.14158675309]

71. hehe you said "wood"

I'm all up for that! :rofl: :hi:

[TZ]

59. 94 to go before you break the Lounge!

:hide:

[3.14158675309]

72. BTDT, printed the T-shirt.....

:P

[TZ]

77. You know...

I really don't know if I should be curious or scared to see what popping your cherry brings...Speaking of shirts though--I got one on here that says "Spinal Tarp". Not sure what happened in the printing to mess it up...But I've been in a Tap mood of late...:)

[3.14158675309]

80. Probably printed by one of those stoned T-shirt guys who followed The Grateful Dead

who was looking for a new gig...

[BeachBaby]

60. Oooohhhh - you're getting so close. SO close.

Foreplay ROCKS. :hide:

[Pierre.Suave]

62. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

maybe I need to move just a bit to the left....

Closer?



:rofl:

[3.14158675309]

76. OMG slow down!

Or it will be over too quickly! :hide:

[BeachBaby]

78. Who are you telling to slow down?

I'm the one who's always telling you to have patience.

[3.14158675309]

81. Okay then, bring it on, birthday girl!

BTW, I've got your number, right here....

[BeachBaby]

83. Bring it on?

YOU should be bringing it on, babe. Today is my 40th birthday. I've been told that I need 40 spanks. Want the job?

[3.14158675309]

86. Do I have to apply, or are you just giving it to me?

BTW, you are pretty hawt for a forty year old....

Just sayin' :)

[BeachBaby]

91. It's an exclusive offer.

I believe you to be just the right guy for the job.

And oh - btw - flattery will get you everywhere.

[3.14158675309]

94. I am Mr. Right! (wink)

Okay, you're on! Forty spanks, eh? Well, how do you want it, then? Fastly, or slowly, or veeeerrrry slowly?

[FarLeftRage]

68. Your first name isn't Farley....

Is it?

[3.14158675309]

73. Even with the assistance of Googling

I have no idea what you are referencing.... :-(

[dana_b]

74. do you like rock music?

what's your favorite band?

edit - please don't say Tommy tutone!!

[3.14158675309]

79. LOL LOVE rock music!!!!

My favorite band of all time is naturally Spinal Tap. My favorite, in terms of music, is The Alan Parsons Project. How about you? :hi: :headbang:

[dana_b]

82. that's right! you're my fellow Tap lover!

best movie EVER!! ALan Parsons - very original and creative. You don't hear music like his.

favorite bands (can't pick one)? The Who, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, RATM, The Beatles, too many to mention.

[3.14158675309]

84. Doood! Wednesday is Spinal Tap Quotation Day in teh Lounge (the 11th of every month)

BE THERE! :woohoo: Yes, all of those groups ROCK. And you have about all of the decades of rock covered, too!

[dana_b]

87. DUDE! I'll be here!!

did I miss the 70s? 80s? Led Zeppelin (I know they started in the 60s but in the 70s they were king!). The Ramones. Guns N Roses. There - that covers it! oh! the 50s! Buddy Holly and the Cricketts and Johnny Cash. :bounce:

[3.14158675309]

89. Okay, is there a rock group whose entire collection you own?

Me:

1. The Beatles
2. Alan Parsons Project
3. Dan Fogelberg
4. Spinal Tap
5. Acoustic Alchemy

[dana_b]

108. oh yes

The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, RATM, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Sex Pistols (haha!), System of a Down, Audioslave. There's more but I'm blank right now.

[3.14158675309]

109. Wow! That's a lot!

And diverse, too. :thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

112. I've been listening to Stereotomy.

Checked it out at the library. It's the first Alan Parsons album I've ever listened to.

[3.14158675309]

119. That's a great album!

Well, they are ALL great, IMO. Vulture Culture. Oh man, I'd send you them all if you wanted.

[SallyMander]

85. I has a question

:7

:hi:

[3.14158675309]

88. Hey, he looks familiar!

:wink: :hi: :pals:

[SallyMander]

122. OMG, 991!

You are so close! :bounce:

[rurallib]

92. Best headline ever!!!

Do you flip over to freeperville or RedStates to see how the others think?

[3.14158675309]

96. LOL you've totally lost me!

I'm referring to reaching 1000 posts. You? :shrug: :hi:

[annabanana]

93. Well, Hi Pi!

(My folks retired to Tucson... I go there often)

[3.14158675309]

98. Beautiful city, IMO. We used to live right near Sabino Canyon!

I miss it! :hi:

[CreekDog]

138. I lived in Tucson too...I loved the smell of Jasmine on Tanque Verde Road

do you remember that? it was the stretch of road just east of Sabino Cyn. Road.

oh it was heaven. :wow:

i lived in NE Tucson during grad school. loved it.

[rurallib]

95. One more - how would you solve the economic crisis?

[BeachBaby]

97. +1.

:popcorn:

[TZ]

100. I would bet

That somewhere in the answer will be the phrase "sex sells"... Call me psychic. ;)

[3.14158675309]

103. You have just earned 1 extra spanking,

you popcorn flipping troublemaker!

[3.14158675309]

99. oooo, good question.

I believe that if everyone were moral, honest, and responsible, the problem would solve itself.

Short of that, I'd invade Iran.




:hide:

[TZ]

101. Nice post Rumsfeld

Way to prove me wrong....:P

[3.14158675309]

102. Let me finish:

Invade Iran, rebrand it, sell it, take the profits, and buy lots of Doodle Bras! :thumbsup:

[TZ]

104. In honor of losing your virginity a special lolcat for you...

:rofl:

[3.14158675309]

105. Two of my favorite things:

kittehs and cleavage! :woohoo: :rofl:

[azmouse]

106. Alright! I should have seen this thread earlier.

Guess I need my eyes checked.
A reply to this will get you one post closer. Have at it. :)

[3.14158675309]

107. And YOU too! You'd better start thinking about it!

:hi:

[TZ]

110. Kicking cause someone's about to pop their cherry

and I'm gonna watch! :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

113. You're a kinky one.

[TZ]

115. Ha!

If you check out the word association thread you'll see that I'm FAR from the most kinky around here...:rofl:

[3.14158675309]

118. She likes to watch.

[TZ]

120. .

and there's been so much INTERESTING stuff to watch today too... Spring is in the air it seems...:)

[3.14158675309]

121. I'm taking a break until later this evening. Now is a good time to go out and

restock on batteries! :rofl:

[dana_b]

111. 20 more posts - come on!!

um - how are you going to celebrate?

[3.14158675309]

116. A special someone has offered to pop my cherry!

:woohoo:

[Dr. Strange]

124. I did?

I don't remember this. Was I sober when I suggested this?

[TZ]

126. Now THAT

Would be worth watching. :evilgrin:

[Drunken Girlfriend]

114. Question for ya

Here's a question for ya....

What are some of your favorite sites on the net?

I am always on the look out for something new/and or exciting.

Thanks

Drunken Girlfriend

[3.14158675309]

117. Oh yeah, well, lessee

Depends on what you like. Seriously, I could spend hours on YouTube. I love http://despair.com/demotivation.html">despair.com. And http://dvice.com/">dv!ce.com....

:hi:

[auntAgonist]

123. you need eight more (posts that is yikes)

8 :)

[annabanana]

125. so close. . . . n/t

[suninvited]

127. Hi Pi

You know I love you.

[Dr. Strange]

128. I love him more.

[BeachBaby]

131. As do I, just a wee bit more than you do.

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

133. I gave him a kidney and one of my toes.

What did you ever give him? (Feel free to post pics if necessary.)

[BeachBaby]

134. I gave him a warm, safe haven.

(Pics couldn't possibly illustrate his gratitude)

[TZ]

136. I thought you gave him your zucchini

It was really quite frightening....:)

[Dr. Strange]

137. It's not a zucchini!

It's an armadillo! Pay attention!


Okay, not THAT much attention.

[Haole Girl]

129. Only 7 more left

Are you there yet? :hi:

[MrSlayer]

130. Why does almost everything suck?

Things that don't suck are rare. Explain why.

[Tommy_J]

132. Your close to PI

But some digits wandered

Why?

I can't help but ponder

[Dr. Strange]

135. He doesn't believe in Euclidean geometry.

In his geometry, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is slightly different.

[Tommy_J]

139. Sounds kinda irrational !

[benEzra]

140. Why's your username so close to pi, but not quite?

Something I'm not getting?

BTW, I think it would be neat to have a license plate that said "QT314159"

(you'll get it)

[EastTennesseeDem]

141. He explained it to me earlier.

I didn't even catch it until he said "Tommy Tutone".

[rcrush]

143. .ppppp

http://pi.ytmnd.com/