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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:02 AM
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Help me loose my virginity today! Ask me anything!!!11!!!
I'm trying to hit 1000 posts today, but I need to really yap it up. Think of replying to me as foreplay.... :hide: :hi:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:05 AM
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1. why does the sun go on shining?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:08 AM
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2. Does somebody not love you any more?
:shrug: :hug:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:41 AM
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16. nobody ever loved me
'cept my family, which actually means a lot... and they do still love me

and I like me a lot too

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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:48 AM
Response to Reply #16
18. But have YOU ever loved?
I'm not a therapist, but I've fancied myself one numerous times....
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:55 AM
Response to Reply #18
22. I'm one of those women who love too much
if there is such a thing
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:26 AM
Response to Reply #22
30. Is there such a thing? How is this possible, if I may ask?
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:10 AM
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3. What's in store for March 14th?
Is that when you plan to hit 1000 posts?

Pity, 1000 posts means by contract we are required to take you seriously. And that is the opportune time to unleash your secret plan, whatever that may be.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:13 AM
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4. No, no, no! TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!
Ambitious, yes, but I think I'm ready. I have the condominiums and everything!!

But π day will rawk in its own right! :hi:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:15 AM
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5. it would appear others are casting asparagus on your ambition to reach your lofty goal
shame upon them.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:17 AM
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6. By ignoring me? Yes, I agree that everyone who doesn't respond to this thread is a
bastid and a moran. :hi:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:30 AM
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8. Not I, dear.14158675309.
That's the first and last time I type out your user name!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:34 AM
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11. I feel your pain, zanne. It's a real PITA for me, too!
Thanks for the reply! :hi:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:29 AM
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7. loose and virginity in the same sentence
:rofl:


good luck on the 1000 :)

aA
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:32 AM
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10. LOL to edit, or not to edit.....
I'm with you, it's better uncorrect! :P

And thanks! :hi:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:35 AM
Response to Reply #10
12. I like it the way it is :)
It's much better incorrect

:hi:

you're welcome


aA
kesha
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:39 AM
Response to Reply #12
14. Agreed!
I love a good malaprop! :woohoo:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:32 AM
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9. Why do the birds sing? nt
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:38 AM
Response to Reply #9
13. Is there a scheduled apocalypse of which I'm not aware?
Or did somebody stop loving you, too? :shrug:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #13
142. Nobody stops loving me, digital username. nt
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:40 AM
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15. I was sooo going to challenge you on virginity! Now I've seen the rest.
What's the hurry?

Seems stupid to just make dumb posts to increase your count.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:46 AM
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17. Today is a special day. And besides: ALL of my posts are dumb posts, so
the point is mute! :rofl: :hi:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:50 AM
Response to Reply #17
19. omg ..
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 09:52 AM by auntAgonist
moot.










not mute :)

:rofl:



edited to add. y'know I'm just havin' fun.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:53 AM
Response to Reply #19
20. I TOLD you that I love a good malaprop!
I use them as often as I can! :rofl:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:58 AM
Response to Reply #20
24. you really should
check out this site.

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors

malapropisms galore along with a lot of common mistakes.


:hi:


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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:01 AM
Response to Reply #24
26. OMG I LOVE that!
That is so awesome! :rofl:

Thanks for the linkie, auntAgonist! :pals:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:50 AM
Response to Reply #17
34. Who are you anyway?
Good luck on 1000.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:54 AM
Response to Reply #34
37. Nice post, Roger Daltry
What do you mean by your question? :shrug:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:03 AM
Response to Reply #37
46. Well, I guess I'm just blind.
Which doesn't mean that I suggest you are not a good Democrat and don't belong here.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:53 AM
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21. Have you ever been to Phoenix?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:58 AM
Response to Reply #21
25. As a matter of fact, yes. Many times. I used to live in Tucson.
:hi:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:08 AM
Response to Reply #25
55. but have you been to Oklahoma?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:11 AM
Response to Reply #55
58. I've never been to OK. I saw the musical, though....
:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 09:56 AM
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23. *cough*
You and virginity in the same sentence, somethings not right here.. :crazy:
You know what they say about virgins and unicorns though..and you know a narwhal sort of looks like a unicrorn FUCK YEAH!
Well, I'll help cause I'm ALL about losing the virginity thing.. ;)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:23 AM
Response to Reply #23
29. I'll bet! PEV!
I have special plans for #1000.....
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:56 AM
Response to Reply #29
40. Ummm
I hope the mods aren't paying attention then.. :P
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:59 AM
Response to Reply #40
43. oooo, I'm going out, in a blaze of glory!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:02 AM
Response to Reply #43
45. .
What can I say about that except...YUM BON JOVI...
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:03 AM
Response to Reply #45
47. OMG I just had Sum Bon Jovi for lunch!!!
:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:04 AM
Response to Reply #47
48. .
I wouldn't mind some Bon Jovi for lunch.. :hide:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #48
52. Well played,
you noodle-slurping pev! :rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:11 AM
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27. If you're going to lose your virginity that way, you WILL be loose!
:wow:

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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:18 AM
Response to Reply #27
28. Nice post, CreekDog
I am not a woman. :hide:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:42 AM
Response to Reply #28
69. Did I imply you were a woman?
:shrug:

(there are plenty of loose men too...)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:02 PM
Response to Reply #69
90. I think you missed my implication
WRT the word "loose", which is why I was hiding....
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:37 AM
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31. Post the rest of the numbers of pi. One number in each post.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:52 AM
Response to Reply #31
35. ooooo, that's a good idea! That would get me to 1,000
and to 10,000, too! :rofl: :hi:

BTW, I'm not *actually* π, if you look at my nick closely.... (think Tommy Tutone) ;-)
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:55 AM
Response to Reply #35
38. BLIMEY! I never would have noticed.
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 10:55 AM by EastTennesseeDem
Well in that case...

Want to talk movies?

I dunno. I'm in your same predicament. (915 posts I think)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:55 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. Movies!!! Rock on! What's your fav?
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:05 AM
Response to Reply #39
49. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Hello? Ah I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh-ho, that's much better. Yeah. Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine, too, eh? Good, then well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine. Good. Well, it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you, it's great to be fine. Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb? The Bomb, Dmitri. The hydrogen bomb. Well now, what happened is one of our base commanders, he had a sort of ... well, he went a little funny in the head. You know, just a little ... funny. And, he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country--well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? Of course I like to speak to you! Of course I like to say hello! Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call! Listen, if it wasn't friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it. They will not reach their targets for at least another hour. I am positive, Dmitri. Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. Yes! I mean if we're unable to recall the planes, then I'd say that, well, we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. I know they're our boys. All right, well listen now. Who should we call? Who should we call, Dmitri? Sorry, you faded away there. The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters? Where is that, Dmitri? In Omsk? Right. Yes. Oh, you'll call them first, will you? Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? What? I see, just ask for Omsk information. ...Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm ... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. I'm very sorry. All right, you're sorrier than I am, but I am sorry as well. I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. So we're both sorry, all right? All right.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:58 AM
Response to Reply #38
42. Hey maybe you can loose your virginity today too.
Double trouble! :hi:
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:05 AM
Response to Reply #42
50. We're going to pop each other's cherries if we're not careful.
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 11:06 AM by EastTennesseeDem
I always knew my first time would be on a message board.

:hide:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:38 AM
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32. My dear 3.14158675309!
Foreplay? :blush:

But we hardly know each other...

Early congrats on achieving 1000 posts!

:woohoo:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:47 AM
Response to Reply #32
33. We know each other better than you think, CP!
Thanks for the congrats and check your pm! :hi:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:53 AM
Response to Reply #33
36. Got it and thanks, sweetie...
;)

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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 10:56 AM
Response to Reply #36
41. #900 for you, CP!
:hug:

I'm on the homestretch! :woohoo:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:01 AM
Response to Reply #41
44. I am very honored to be the 900th recipient of one of your posts!
And you will achieve your milestone today!

:hug:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:05 AM
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51. Why would I want to contribute to the furthering of the decline of Western Civilization?
:hide:

:loveya:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:07 AM
Response to Reply #51
53. But
you do that every time you play Bunco... :hide:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:09 AM
Response to Reply #53
56. What happens at bunco stays at bunco.
:rofl:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:18 PM
Response to Reply #51
70. It's inevitable, I'm afraid!
I have no redeeming social value whatsoever. :P :pals: :hi:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:07 AM
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54. wait
loose?

:rofl: are you a freeper, this is HUGH!!!!11111, SERIES!!!!1111

I guess in some ways loose is a descriptive word for losing virginity, maybe... whoops wrong message board, sorry :P
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:10 AM
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57. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a would chuck could chuck wood?
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:18 AM
Response to Reply #57
61. About a cord a day.
Whut? :shrug: You asked...
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #61
63. Hmm. I would like to know how you know that...
:P
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #63
64. Why?
are you hoping there is something pevvy in the reply?

:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:22 AM
Response to Reply #64
65. DoOD I'm a scientist
I'm always interested in data collection methods! :P
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:25 AM
Response to Reply #65
67. HAHAHA
Of course, how silly of me...

:P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:24 AM
Response to Reply #63
66. The Internet Oracle told me.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:26 PM
Response to Reply #61
75. Considering your sig line, did you mean "quart" a day...?
:toast:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:20 PM
Response to Reply #57
71. hehe you said "wood"
I'm all up for that! :rofl: :hi:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:12 AM
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59. 94 to go before you break the Lounge!
:hide:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:21 PM
Response to Reply #59
72. BTDT, printed the T-shirt.....
:P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:30 PM
Response to Reply #72
77. You know...
I really don't know if I should be curious or scared to see what popping your cherry brings...Speaking of shirts though--I got one on here that says "Spinal Tarp". Not sure what happened in the printing to mess it up...But I've been in a Tap mood of late... :)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:34 PM
Response to Reply #77
80. Probably printed by one of those stoned T-shirt guys who followed The Grateful Dead
who was looking for a new gig...
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:17 AM
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60. Oooohhhh - you're getting so close. SO close.
Foreplay ROCKS. :hide:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #60
62. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe I need to move just a bit to the left....

Closer?



:rofl:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:28 PM
Response to Reply #60
76. OMG slow down!
Or it will be over too quickly! :hide:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:30 PM
Response to Reply #76
78. Who are you telling to slow down?
I'm the one who's always telling you to have patience.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:36 PM
Response to Reply #78
81. Okay then, bring it on, birthday girl!
BTW, I've got your number, right here....
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:41 PM
Response to Reply #81
83. Bring it on?
YOU should be bringing it on, babe. Today is my 40th birthday. I've been told that I need 40 spanks. Want the job?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:46 PM
Response to Reply #83
86. Do I have to apply, or are you just giving it to me?
BTW, you are pretty hawt for a forty year old....

Just sayin' :)
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:02 PM
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91. It's an exclusive offer.
I believe you to be just the right guy for the job.

And oh - btw - flattery will get you everywhere.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:07 PM
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94. I am Mr. Right! (wink)
Okay, you're on! Forty spanks, eh? Well, how do you want it, then? Fastly, or slowly, or veeeerrrry slowly?
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 11:40 AM
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68. Your first name isn't Farley....
Is it?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:23 PM
Response to Reply #68
73. Even with the assistance of Googling
I have no idea what you are referencing.... :-(
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:26 PM
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74. do you like rock music?
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 01:27 PM by dana_b
what's your favorite band?

edit - please don't say Tommy tutone!!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:32 PM
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79. LOL LOVE rock music!!!!
My favorite band of all time is naturally Spinal Tap. My favorite, in terms of music, is The Alan Parsons Project. How about you? :hi: :headbang:
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:39 PM
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82. that's right! you're my fellow Tap lover!
best movie EVER!! ALan Parsons - very original and creative. You don't hear music like his.

favorite bands (can't pick one)? The Who, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, RATM, The Beatles, too many to mention.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:44 PM
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84. Doood! Wednesday is Spinal Tap Quotation Day in teh Lounge (the 11th of every month)
BE THERE! :woohoo: Yes, all of those groups ROCK. And you have about all of the decades of rock covered, too!
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:54 PM
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87. DUDE! I'll be here!!
did I miss the 70s? 80s? Led Zeppelin (I know they started in the 60s but in the 70s they were king!). The Ramones. Guns N Roses. There - that covers it! oh! the 50s! Buddy Holly and the Cricketts and Johnny Cash. :bounce:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:00 PM
Response to Reply #87
89. Okay, is there a rock group whose entire collection you own?
Me:

1. The Beatles
2. Alan Parsons Project
3. Dan Fogelberg
4. Spinal Tap
5. Acoustic Alchemy
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 03:15 PM
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108. oh yes
The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, RATM, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Sex Pistols (haha!), System of a Down, Audioslave. There's more but I'm blank right now.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #108
109. Wow! That's a lot!
And diverse, too. :thumbsup:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:53 PM
Response to Reply #79
112. I've been listening to Stereotomy.
Checked it out at the library. It's the first Alan Parsons album I've ever listened to.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #112
119. That's a great album!
Well, they are ALL great, IMO. Vulture Culture. Oh man, I'd send you them all if you wanted.
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:45 PM
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85. I has a question




:7

:hi:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 01:55 PM
Response to Reply #85
88. Hey, he looks familiar!
:wink: :hi: :pals:
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:30 PM
Response to Reply #88
122. OMG, 991!

You are so close! :bounce:
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:04 PM
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92. Best headline ever!!!
Do you flip over to freeperville or RedStates to see how the others think?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:17 PM
Response to Reply #92
96. LOL you've totally lost me!
I'm referring to reaching 1000 posts. You? :shrug: :hi:
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:05 PM
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93. Well, Hi Pi!
(My folks retired to Tucson... I go there often)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #93
98. Beautiful city, IMO. We used to live right near Sabino Canyon!
I miss it! :hi:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:43 PM
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138. I lived in Tucson too...I loved the smell of Jasmine on Tanque Verde Road
do you remember that? it was the stretch of road just east of Sabino Cyn. Road.

oh it was heaven. :wow:

i lived in NE Tucson during grad school. loved it.

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:09 PM
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95. One more - how would you solve the economic crisis?
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:18 PM
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97. +1.
:popcorn:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:21 PM
Response to Reply #97
100. I would bet
That somewhere in the answer will be the phrase "sex sells"... Call me psychic. ;)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:33 PM
Response to Reply #97
103. You have just earned 1 extra spanking,
you popcorn flipping troublemaker!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:21 PM
Response to Reply #95
99. oooo, good question.
I believe that if everyone were moral, honest, and responsible, the problem would solve itself.

Short of that, I'd invade Iran.




:hide:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:25 PM
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101. Nice post Rumsfeld
Way to prove me wrong.... :P
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #101
102. Let me finish:
Invade Iran, rebrand it, sell it, take the profits, and buy lots of Doodle Bras! :thumbsup:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:50 PM
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104. In honor of losing your virginity a special lolcat for you...

:rofl:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:54 PM
Response to Reply #104
105. Two of my favorite things:
kittehs and cleavage! :woohoo: :rofl:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:54 PM
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106. Alright! I should have seen this thread earlier.
Guess I need my eyes checked.
A reply to this will get you one post closer. Have at it. :)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 03:03 PM
Response to Reply #106
107. And YOU too! You'd better start thinking about it!
:hi:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:47 PM
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110. Kicking cause someone's about to pop their cherry
and I'm gonna watch! :evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:54 PM
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113. You're a kinky one.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:58 PM
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115. Ha!
If you check out the word association thread you'll see that I'm FAR from the most kinky around here... :rofl:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:07 PM
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118. She likes to watch.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:10 PM
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120. .
and there's been so much INTERESTING stuff to watch today too... Spring is in the air it seems... :)
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:20 PM
Response to Reply #120
121. I'm taking a break until later this evening. Now is a good time to go out and
restock on batteries! :rofl:
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dana_b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:50 PM
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111. 20 more posts - come on!!
um - how are you going to celebrate?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:00 PM
Response to Reply #111
116. A special someone has offered to pop my cherry!
:woohoo:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:53 PM
Response to Reply #116
124. I did?
I don't remember this. Was I sober when I suggested this?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 06:11 PM
Response to Reply #124
126. Now THAT
Would be worth watching. :evilgrin:
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Drunken Girlfriend Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:56 PM
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114. Question for ya
Here's a question for ya....

What are some of your favorite sites on the net?

I am always on the look out for something new/and or exciting.

Thanks

Drunken Girlfriend
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:06 PM
Response to Reply #114
117. Oh yeah, well, lessee
Depends on what you like. Seriously, I could spend hours on YouTube. I love despair.com. And dv!ce.com....

:hi:
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 05:43 PM
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123. you need eight more (posts that is yikes)
8 :)
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 06:08 PM
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125. so close. . . . n/t
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 06:19 PM
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127. Hi Pi
You know I love you.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:21 PM
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128. I love him more.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:33 PM
Response to Reply #128
131. As do I, just a wee bit more than you do.
Edited on Sat Mar-07-09 07:34 PM by BeachBaby
:hide:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:35 PM
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133. I gave him a kidney and one of my toes.
What did you ever give him? (Feel free to post pics if necessary.)
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:36 PM
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134. I gave him a warm, safe haven.
(Pics couldn't possibly illustrate his gratitude)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:37 PM
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136. I thought you gave him your zucchini
It was really quite frightening.... :)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:39 PM
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137. It's not a zucchini!
It's an armadillo! Pay attention!


Okay, not THAT much attention.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:23 PM
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129. Only 7 more left
Are you there yet? :hi:
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:25 PM
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130. Why does almost everything suck?
Things that don't suck are rare. Explain why.
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Tommy_J Donating Member (668 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:35 PM
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132. Your close to PI

But some digits wandered

Why?

I can't help but ponder
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:37 PM
Response to Reply #132
135. He doesn't believe in Euclidean geometry.
In his geometry, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is slightly different.
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Tommy_J Donating Member (668 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 07:49 PM
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139. Sounds kinda irrational !
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benEzra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:41 PM
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140. Why's your username so close to pi, but not quite?
Something I'm not getting?

BTW, I think it would be neat to have a license plate that said "QT314159"

(you'll get it)
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 08:42 PM
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141. He explained it to me earlier.
I didn't even catch it until he said "Tommy Tutone".
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 02:40 PM
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143. .ppppp
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