I like gas and charcoal: charcoal tastes a bit better, but gas is much more convenient

[crimsonblue]

Dilemma solved. You may now go back to your lives. You're welcome.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. This is WAY bigger than a grill. Trust me.

[elleng]

2. Try this?

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


Resume
Dorothy Parker

[Lucian]

3. Who cares about convenience?

Taste is the most important part of eating. I say charcoal all the way.

[SpartanDem]

4. Real men use charcoal

[taterguy]

5. Are you implying that Midlo's not a real man?

[CreekDog]

8. yes, he's implying that Midlo is not a real man

but he's also implying that Midlo is a man.

[WillParkinson]

6. Er....

I don't think you're supposed to eat charcoal.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. I've never eaten charcoal before, but I'll take your word at it. nt