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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:08 PM
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Smurfing is really just a euphemism for fucking, isn't it?
That's all those little blue pixies were doing was fucking in woods all day long. Perverted little make believe imps. They were Commies too.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:09 PM
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1. actually, it's a euphemism for 50 guys fucking 1 girl
:hide:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:10 PM
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2. So are you saying a female nicknamed smurfette
was....ummmm friendly? :rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:15 PM
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3. Dude!
I was a good girl when I had that nickname! Last time I tell you anything :grr:

ILY Jackass!
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:16 PM
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5. rofl
:rofl: Sorry baby, it had to be done

ILY Gorgeous..
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:19 PM
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6. Smurfette? What up with that?
Backstory please. :D
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:21 PM
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8. No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
something are best left unsaid :rofl:
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:23 PM
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9. Too late. You said.
And that which has been said can not be unsaid. And there can be only one. :P
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:15 PM
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4. It's a dance. I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis
I like Bullwinkle but I don't like moose.

I got to the party and I did The Smurf.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:21 PM
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7. Like the Smurf with two backs.
Smurf-fucking-tastic!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:26 PM
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10. A Smurf With Two Backs is a lowball, 2 parts vodka, 3 parts Curacao
with two beers on the side.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:34 PM
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11. Yiffing sure as hell is
:hide:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 11:35 PM
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12. No, but I think aardvarking is
Joe Bob says check it out.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 02:03 AM
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13. Did i tell you this?
You know what Smurf Sex is, doncha???

Doing it till you're blue in the face.

:D
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