Smurfing is really just a euphemism for fucking, isn't it?

[arcadian]

That's all those little blue pixies were doing was fucking in woods all day long. Perverted little make believe imps. They were Commies too.

[CreekDog]

1. actually, it's a euphemism for 50 guys fucking 1 girl

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. So are you saying a female nicknamed smurfette

was....ummmm friendly?

[mcctatas]

3. Dude!

I was a good girl when I had that nickname! Last time I tell you anything

ILY Jackass!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. rofl

Sorry baby, it had to be done

ILY Gorgeous..

[arcadian]

6. Smurfette? What up with that?

Backstory please.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

8. No waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

something are best left unsaid

[arcadian]

9. Too late. You said.

And that which has been said can not be unsaid. And there can be only one.

[flvegan]

4. It's a dance. I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis

I like Bullwinkle but I don't like moose.

I got to the party and I did The Smurf.

[arcadian]

7. Like the Smurf with two backs.

Smurf-fucking-tastic!

[flvegan]

10. A Smurf With Two Backs is a lowball, 2 parts vodka, 3 parts Curacao

with two beers on the side.

[XemaSab]

11. Yiffing sure as hell is

[gratuitous]

12. No, but I think aardvarking is

Joe Bob says check it out.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

13. Did i tell you this?

You know what Smurf Sex is, doncha???

Doing it till you're blue in the face.