Joke time george's birthday

[catmandu57]

It was george's birthday, he decided to get rip roaring drunk to celebrate.
So off into the night went george, looking for fun and games, because it was his birthday and he deserved something special.
George drank long and lustily until the wee hours of the morning.
The next day he awoke stark naked in a strange motel, lying between two women.
The woman on his right was a massive momma weighing in at 450lbs.
The woman on his left was a little skinny thing, about 98lbs soaking wet.
His head pounded, and his bladder was about to explode, george summed up the situation.
He realized he needed to get out of the bed, but there just wasn't any way he could make it over or around the large lady, so, carefully and quietly he began to ease over skinny.
Just as he was atop her, she fluttered her eyes, awoke with a look of horror and exclaimed: NO WAY MISTER, I'M JUST THE BRIDES MAID.