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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:33 PM
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My state is #1 for porn consumption!
UTAH

WTF?

These hypocrites are moralists to the core, until they get into the privacy of their own homes.

Of course, I probably make up 30% of that consumption! ;)
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:34 PM
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1. Silly Utah, you don't EAT the porn.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:37 PM
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2. The dicks are for kids
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:38 PM
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3. You don't?
Maybe that's why I never get an erection.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:41 PM
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4. Oh. I thought you were gonna say it was Minnesota..
More pevs per square mile......:hide:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:57 PM
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20. Land of 10,000 pevs? nt
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:03 PM
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24. Hee hee
Good one....
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:14 PM
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27. Yeah, but it's probably a low estimate. :)
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:04 PM
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25. It's all the Lutherans here.
Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 05:04 PM by geardaddy
:hide:
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:47 PM
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5. OMG! I just knew it! I knew Utah would be #1.
Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 03:48 PM by Kitty Herder
The first clue is how much the LDS general authorities, bishops, young men's and young women's leaders, etc. talk about the dangers of porn. Methinks they protest too much. All that bottled up sexual frustration has to get out somehow. I think there are healthier and far more entertaining ways to solve the problem of sexual frustration, but that's just me.

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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:53 PM
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7. Or maybe it's a problem, so we address it as such.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:58 PM
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13. Maybe what is a problem?
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:04 PM
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14. I'm not saying it's not a problem.
As I said, I think there are healthier and more entertaining ways to deal with sexual frustration. In other words, I don't think porn is the right way to go. I think a great sex life is the way to go. However, I realize that's out of reach for some, so I guess I won't begrudge them their porn, as long as they understand that real women aren't really like the women in the porn videos, that we actually have sexual needs of our own and that fulfilling those needs makes a man more likely to get laid.

But it seems that if you constantly tell people to avoid something, you'll inadvertently encourage them to do it. I'm of the opinion that the church would achieve better success in curbing the porn problem if they encouraged healthy sexuality. You know, like not discouraging masturbation, which I believe is normal and highly educational to teenagers; and perhaps encouraging people to learn how best to please their partners, even if that includes things like "OMG! Oral sex!" But, alas, I know those things are as verboten to the church as the porn.
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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:09 PM
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16. I don't entirely disagree with you.
There seems to be a dangerous and problematic disconnect in Christianity regarding Sex. On the one hand it's the original sin, forbidden, wrong and full of ickyness. On the other hand it was created by God, who made it enjoyable and immensely pleasurable, attaching to it a strong physical drive. Hence, it cannot be evil. Our human tendency toward extremism seems to lead to either hypocritical puritanism, or mindless libertinism. Neither is healthy, an enjoyable, emotionally and physically fulfilling sex life is.
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Kitty Herder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:15 PM
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17. I totally agree with that. nt
Edited on Tue Mar-03-09 04:16 PM by Kitty Herder
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:50 PM
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6. It's because Mormons are allowed to look at more than one porn at a time
"Polygrabby"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:55 PM
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8. that was good
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:56 PM
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9. A lot of Utahns watch movies for Family Home Evening
:think:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:18 PM
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18. IIRC
You went to college in Utah so I am thinking you know alot about "movie night". :evilgrin:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:56 PM
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19. If only
most of the movies were like: "Jesus and Satan: Brothers" :eyes:
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:56 PM
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10. Don't forget prescription meds. Utah leads in anti-depressants and anti-anxiety 'scripts.
"Who needs "self" medicating? My doc gives me the real deal!"

I say Utahns don't need anti-depressants...they need anti-REPRESSANTS! ;)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:56 PM
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11. Ha! I knew it - even before I read your note, I said "Utah!"
I love how the roads all around Utah, just across the border, have those giant signs advertising the porn stores.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 03:57 PM
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12. So how do you consume porn - do you deep fry it or saute it with garlic & butter
seems like it would be bland to consume
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:06 PM
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26. Not in Utah, you drizzle frosted sugar like it's a pop tart
they like their sweets. :P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:04 PM
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15. I trust you are doing your part ;}
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:57 PM
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21. Are you kidding? He skewed the curve
Alaska may well have grounds for appeal. :P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:00 PM
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23. I don't know - I suspect Todd Palin has done his share for that state ;}
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:27 PM
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28. I'm the Porn King!
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 04:58 PM
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22. Reconsidering boycott.
:P
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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-03-09 05:34 PM
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29. I'm pretty sure Belladonna is from Utah
;)
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