Do not try this at home. Remember, this is a professional caption.

[arwalden]

No more "halos" for you. From now on, it's the DUNCE CAP and Satan horns.

[blondeatlast]

1. Satan sez: "So evil I added a third and fourth horn!" nt

Edit: Satan adds: "He doesn't know it yet, but it's really a dunce cap. Don't tell him yet, Rove still tells him he's my favorite!"

[Insider]

2. Whatever.

like cher in "clueless"

[neebob]

3. "Right, and there's not a giant W on top of my head."

or "If I'm lyin', may this giant M on top of my head turn into a W."

[Lefty48197]

4. Dun da da donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Remember the old Imperial margarine commercials?

[cosmicdot]

5. anyone seen my canary?

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

6. A crown, like Jesus'

All hail your king! As Jesus wore a crown of thorns and suffered for the greater good of his people, as does Glorious George. He'd rather be back in Texas living his Manly Life, but instead he will graciously offer to continue leading us. He is much like Jesus. But not in any sort of sacrilegious way.

Warm Regards,
Matt