Kate Winslet topless. Candide photo taken when I was in Hawaii last month.

[arcadian]

Just kidding, I don't have any such photos.

:P
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I mispelled candid to make the post more interesting. :P

And I've read Candide by Voltaire en fracais you heathens. :P

[Canuckistanian]

1. You make with ze tease, no?

I keel you, monsieur.....

[arcadian]

4. Mr. Natural would would never harm me.

Me and him are bro-heams.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my hopes. Prepare to diet.

[arcadian]

6. Indigo?

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Verily, I wish to un-see that.

[arcadian]

11. You can not unsee that which has been seen.

The chosen one. The messiah.

[petronius]

3. A "fracais"? Is that like a melee?

If I'd known you all were interested, I'd totally have taken some topless Kate Winslett photos earlier when she was working out. Unfortunately, I just sent her down to Seven-Eleven to get some beers, and then we're gonna play Scrabble - no more time for picture taking...

[arcadian]

7. naked scrabble?

Don't misplace the Qs, they are worth a lot.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. How come no one ever posts any bottomless pics?

:shrug:

[arcadian]

8. The only response to this question that I can come up with is:

Post 'em if ya got 'em! :P

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. here ya go

[arcadian]

13. Looks like a scene from Dahmer's basement.

Jeffery. In case you were wondering which Dahmer I was referring to.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. oh, I thought you meant Bob and Phyllis

:P

[Lost in CT]

12. Who doesn't have a topless Kate Winslet photo?....

seriously.

[arcadian]

14. It was implied that I had taken the photos myself.

And that these were unique photos in the voyeur category in that it was new material. But it turns out I was lying.

[Aristus]

15. If you had included the pics, this would be the best of all possible threads!

I've read Candide, too! B-) :P

[arcadian]

17. In the end, we must cultivate our posts

n/t

[Bucky]

18. Ha! You can't fool me into clicking on this thread!!

wait...

[Arugula Latte]

19. I just woke up ... What's this about Kate Winslet's candied boobies or something?