BJ Questions.

[elshiva]

[baldguy]

1. You mean, like instructions?

[elshiva]

5. Instructions, please?

[baldguy]

17. Well, first you get to order the most expensive thing on the menu.

If you don't want him to think you're THAT easy, anyway.

[elshiva]

22. Thanks and then?

[baldguy]

41. Dancing?

I dance like the suburban white boy that I am, but chicks seem to dig the dancing.

[flvegan]

2. Ummm...

What now?

[ReliantJ]

3. How can she slap

[elshiva]

21. What can she slap?

[ReliantJ]

25. How

Can she slap me?

[elshiva]

27. She can slap you with her hand.

[Dr. Strange]

4. Here are some:

What color(s) was his truck?
What was the name of his monkey? (And where did the name come from?)
Who was the sheriff that always harassed him?
What did B. J. do before he became a truck driver?
What do the initials "BJ" stand for?

[elshiva]

12. Thank you, Dr. Strange.

His truck was purple.
The monkey's name was Chickenfingers. It was the name of his first wife.
The Sheriff was Leonard T. Kripoff.
He worked cleaning toliets in a nightclub in Baltimore.
B.J. stands for Brian Jane.

[ReliantJ]

19. no

no stop it!

[madinmaryland]

6. IBTL!

[bluesbassman]

7. BJ....

was a trucker, and bear was his pet Chimp. Does that answer your questions?



Oh, and IBTL!

[Yavin4]

35. Love That Show -- Here's the Opening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AsqKQptTdQ

[madinmaryland]

8. Ask the Clenis. It's his fault!

[AlCzervik]

9. it's only oral sex so if you're wearing a purity ring it doesn't count.

or so they think.

you're welcome.

[elshiva]

15. I've got my purity ring on. Do you have your purity ring on?

If so, let's do it...

[AlCzervik]

16. i never take that or my Chasity belt off.

i bedazzled the belt, looks pretty snazzy in a medieval kind of way.

[elshiva]

20. I love chastity belts. SEXY.

[rucky]

10. What's your favorite beer from there?

[Tom Kitten]

11. BJ and the Bear

was a hit TV series in the 70's. Were times looser then or what?

[elshiva]

13. BJing a Bear?

Was that a children's show?

[Tom Kitten]

23. there is a fan club

for those who like to watch... http://groups.msn.com/bjandthebearfanclub

why not check it out and then return with your rapport?

[pokerfan]

14. All I can say is

[elshiva]

18. Thank you pokerfan.

[blockhead]

24. i would never question a BJ

[DarkTirade]

26. I think you need a membership to shop there.

[elshiva]

31. I need a membership right fucking now.

[DarkTirade]

33. Is it better to be a member or to have a member?

[elshiva]

34. I think it's better to have a member.

[DarkTirade]

36. This just in: Doctor's orders.

[elshiva]

39. Okay, the nurse will see you now. Please disrobe.

[no name no slogan]

28. BJ Thomas is best known for his song "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head"

which was a song from the film "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

[Deja Q]

29. You sure those were raindrops?

[elshiva]

32. I love that song.

"That doesn't mean that my eyes will soon be turning red."

[UTUSN]

30. Well, the first 2 letters did it all n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

37. IBTL

for realz yo.

[NNadir]

38. Barbara Jordan was a great congressperson!

[elshiva]

40. She was a great Congressperson.

I love her.

[Skittles]

42. it must have been something I ate

[mcctatas]

43. BJ and the Bear?

[elshiva]

44. Yes, thank you.

How are you?

[mogster]

45. Locking

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