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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:28 PM
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DU Sunday Night...Confessions
(deep bass voice) Thats right my precious ones, coming at you from atop Times Square in you know where its DU Sunday NightConfessions, the show dedicated to women and man, young or old or anywhere in between. This is our second week on the air and I hope things go as swimmingly as they did last week. So, sit back, relax, and tell Dr. Itasca your story of woo, your deep, dark secret that lives far down inside, my sweet onetheres NO judgment here, just an earthe broad is lighting upcome with meand our first call: Hi, youre on the air.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:32 PM
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1. You would not believe were I managed to get sunburnt
at a nude resort
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:34 PM
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2. That's we like to hear
a free spirit who shows no fear...hope you're not peeling?
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:41 PM
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6. Not so far
Interestingly enough, the place is on the flightpath for an airport so we gave a coupla 777's a free show.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:43 PM
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8. Ah, bouns miles
:wow:
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:54 PM
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36. You got burnt on your flightpath?
:wow:

That IS a bad part of the anatomy!
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:35 PM
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41. Oh, that's goood!
:bounce:
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undergroundrailroad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:54 PM
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12. OK, I have one.
I think that CNN Anchor, Leon Harris is cute! And I wish that I could give him a kiss :)

Undergroundrailroad




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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:56 PM
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15. Oh, the man is fine!!!!! child, FINE
and always so happy to be up at that hour of the morning...the doctor can't understand that...
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:41 PM
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33. He is definitely HOT!
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 11:00 PM
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46. He must have, like, the most perfect head of hair
of any man on television
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:37 PM
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3. Big confession from when I was very young...
Making love in the back seat <I know, tacky> at 18 with my boyfriend. Cop pulls up and shines the BIG WHITE flashlight into the car. Can we say embarrassed? This was in the 60s, so the cop asks my boyfriend to step out of the car and join him in the squad car (after dressing of course) and give him a lecture on sex. It was so UNENLIGHTENING. LOL!

I just cried...I was young....put on my clothes..and we left...with nothing to think about except where we would go the next time to ravish each other and not get caught. Yeah, we learned our lesson that night. Not! <I am bad>
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:40 PM
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5. Ah, when the fuzz come to damp your fun
Not a pretty story, but then the doctor has heard that the fear of getting caught makes the ride all the more thrilling.
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:38 PM
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4. I'm watching "Billionaire Boys Club" on Court TV
starring Judd "Bender" Nelson. And it's not the first time i've watched it. Probably not the second either.

Oscar the Grouch: "Oh IIIII, Looooove, Traaaaash..."
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:43 PM
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7. Where ever you go, there you are
it's Sunday night...relax...the doctor has been known to sneak a peek at Baywatch from time to time.
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:40 PM
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32. I was obsessed with the BBB Club's story
Read both books on the case and saw the movie on TV at least 2 times. I find it fasinating that one person can have such power over these supposedly sophisticated, albeit young people. Joe Hunt wasn't exactly that cool though...got burned by Ron Levin and that was his downfall.

I am sorry I missed this showing again; I love this whole story.
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:48 PM
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9. Damn so many...so little time...okay one
Well when I was walking across a busy intersection when I was about 12 years old my under pants fell down exactly at the middle of the street. Someone waiting for the bus caty corner to my faux pax cried out....Is that yo pants honey child...and burst out in belly laughs while I spent those seconds trying to decide to either jump out and run like hell, or pull up and run like hell. Well the pull up and run like hell was the overriding decision and I ran and hid behind the closest building till my horrible embarassment waned.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:49 PM
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11. Right there in the urban buff...
There are a million stories in the naked city... :evilgrin:
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:59 PM
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18. Are you always cruel and unsual or selectively cruel and unsual?
LOL....Talk about humuliation...if that happened during the CA recall I could be a contender?
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:01 PM
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19. You're the tops
the doctor would vote for you without blinking...
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:48 PM
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10. I got busy in a Russian military school dorm!
Edited on Sun Aug-10-03 08:48 PM by KCDem
I used to live over in Kaliningrad. A lot of my friends there were in navy school and/or commissioned officers. One night, after partying at a disco with some of them, I went back to the dorms and saw one guy's missile. Learned how to say "easy access" in Russian that night. :evilgrin:

The worst was the next morning... he left for class before I was up, and, since it was an all-boys dorm, I couldn't leave his room until he got back from class a few hours later. I think I ended up peeing in his potted plant.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:54 PM
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13. I say, at every opportunity...
Let East meet West...you might have helped usher in a Cold War meltdown...a grateful nation salutes your service...tell me, is it true what they say about Russian men?
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:57 PM
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16. Thanks, I like to think I did my part to bring about world peace.
What do "they" say about Russian men? I love 'em... find them incredibly sexy (well, except for those with bad teeth, which is about 3/4 of them!) I love the high cheekbones, the deep blue eyes, the slightly malnourished bodies... mmm! Damn, I miss the place!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:55 PM
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14. I was once forced to leave the spa at a resort in San Diego
without receiving the massage I had scheduled, because I showed up with fresh claw marks all over my back. :o



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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 08:58 PM
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17. Well, I must say, any
spa that turns you away for claw marks is...just how big were they, eh? :o
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:06 PM
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22. The whole ordeal is rather hazy
because of the drugs, but suffice it to say that the first thing I heard when the masseuse walked in was, "you're bleeding!" <gasp> Honestly, I had no f*cking idea. I'd have saved myself the embarrassment if I had. And wouldn't have ruined that T shirt.



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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:16 PM
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27. "Well
if you run into
a five foot two
all covered with fur
great big nose
lots of hair

Run you screwball, its a bear!!!

Has anybody seen my gal???
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:43 PM
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34. You 'ho you. LOL! That is great!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:54 PM
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35. I was naughty. I admit it.
Ain't that what confession time is for? And what kinda absolution do I get around here? BUPKISS! NADA! ZIP, ZILCH, ZERO! <pout>

:evilgrin:

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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:56 PM
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37. Ahhhhhhhh.....
the doctor forgives you...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:35 PM
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40. Thank you!
Now can I please have my jeebus cracker and wine so I can get out of here? I'm SO embarrassed!

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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:37 PM
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44. Watch out for them bears brother
:scared:
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SiobhanClancy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:01 PM
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20. I got kicked out of a very tacky bar..
in Portland,Maine,because the people I was with got into an argument with the manager. I wasn't doing anything wrong,was minding my own business smoking a joint in the parking lot. I came back in just in time to be evicted. It does hurt,though,to be tossed out of a place you normally wouldn't be caught dead in.(btw,this was MANY years ago :)
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:03 PM
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21. I can relate to your fate
the doctor was once "asked" to leave a bar in Brooklyn for making fun of someone's hat...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:06 PM
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23. I sometimes have sexual fantasies about women
There.... *shudder* I've said it.

You have no idea what it took for me to admit that. Thank you. Thank you all - collectively - for the kind, loving, supportive environment that DU offers, an environment in which I feel safe to reveal this, my innermost, vulnerable self.

I also have visions that involve various Taco Bell dishes, but they're best left for another night.




Mmmm....baby....I long to fondle your frijoles....

(oh, sorry... *blush* .....I thought this thing was off. How embarrassing)
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:12 PM
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25. the doctor will confess to a certain
attaction to the female, but a far a mexician food...well, yes, prehaps another night
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:07 PM
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24. I can be sadistic
I like tickling women till they go crazy sometimes. :evilgrin: I always talk to them later on so there arn't any hard feelings.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:13 PM
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26. A tickle a day, in the right hands, of course,
is a passport to other, special things, my friend...
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:26 PM
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28. I can't confess, it's too terrible. Nobody would understand!!!
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:29 PM
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29. Oh, no, my fearful one
the doctor is here...no worries...unburden yourself. O8)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:33 PM
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30. I have a recurring dream
I hav this dream where I'm having anal sex with Martha Stewart and eating a delicious Thanksgiving dinner with all the fixin's off of her back as she rocks back and forth while I thrust. It's gotten to the point where I wonder if I'll be able to contain my chuckling at thanksgiving dinner this year with my family. I am so ashamed!
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 09:37 PM
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31. Be happy that it's a "delicious"
Edited on Sun Aug-10-03 10:32 PM by Itascapark
Thanksgiving dinner...beyond that I can't help you...seek professional help...you're bloody nuts, dude!!! :evilgrin: no...really, thanks for calling
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:11 PM
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38. I bite and nibble
at my fingernails.

Terrible habit.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:16 PM
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39. We all got'um
the doctor is a SMOKER so don't feel too bad...try sunflower seeds. I've heard they work.
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:36 PM
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42. Awww, I thought from the headline...
Edited on Sun Aug-10-03 10:36 PM by Armstead
you were gonna say something hot.

Guess not....sigh
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:39 PM
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45. I know. I should write subject lines for GD
-Dontcha think?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 10:37 PM
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43. Bah! Minor quibble over manners, that.
When you get to your toenails, call me.

:evilgrin:



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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 11:41 PM
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47. Not again!
:eyes:
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 11:43 PM
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48. Every week at around this time
join us :evilgrin:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 11:47 PM
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49. No thanks.
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-03 11:49 PM
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50. OK...we'll be here if you cahnge you're mind
the doctor is always in
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 12:39 AM
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51. I can't take it anymore! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Edited on Mon Aug-11-03 12:40 AM by Lady Freedom
:nuke: I like to drink beer and have Fuck-Me-Silly chasers! I like to pick a guy out from the dance floor and french kiss him right there and then! I like to post naughty things in DL! I like to talk dirty and flirt! I like wearing low cut shirts! I like to be "playful" in the bedroom! When a guy asks me for my phono # I like to stuff it down the front of his pants! I like sex! I love men! AND I DON'T CARE WHO FLAMES ME! :evilgrin:

Thank you for your time!I feel better now!
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 12:41 AM
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52. No worries here
Not while Dr. Itasca is in the house...it's all good...keep on posting...we could use the levity.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:11 AM
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53. Whew!
Can't have that sexual tension building up like that! ;-)
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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:23 AM
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54. So Iowa, eh?
The doctor went to college in Iowa
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:33 AM
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55. Yes, born and raised n/t
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undergroundrailroad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:42 AM
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56. Hi Itascapark! I see your still broadcasting atop Times Square.
I love "talk" message board (to coin a phrase ?). I like everybody's quesions and your responses.

See ya!


Undergroundrailroad



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Itascapark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 03:43 AM
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57. Thanks! Yup
Up all night...just can't sleep
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 10:50 AM
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58. First of all, Doctor, thanks for liberating Lady Freedom. It was getting
boring around here. (Except for that Martha Stewart fantasy. I'll never see turkey with all the trimmings the same way again.)

When I was on maneuvers with my unit in the Army, I snuck off of Ft. Chaffee, Arkansas, to go to the house of a female friend of mine. We got busy upstairs while her friend entertained my buddy downstairs. No big deal, you might say, except for the fact that Ft. Chaffee was a closed post and we were restricted to base for the duration. Not me! Thirty days is too long to go without female companionship. Thirty days crammed in a tank with three other smelly, exhausted guys requires serious relief.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 11:15 AM
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59. me in a tank with three guys?
Hummmmm. Can I get more time, 30 days might not be enough! :evilgrin:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-03 11:20 AM
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60. Only place to really stretch out is on top of the turret.
That metal is hard and cold. If you've got a sleeping bag, and a foam-rubber mat, you could make it more comfy. But then your real problem is not getting caught by the First Sergeant. And if a guy marinating in dirt, mud, sweat, BO, bad breath and scuzzy fingernails is your kink, hey, go for it.

BTW, I didn't post last night because I was at a pool party. Married couples who never got near the pool because the food, conversation, and evening breeze were more than enough. Tame, tame, tame.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-03 12:40 AM
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61. Pool party that is tame! It must have been...
No College students allowed! hehe!
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