We have 9 drunks handcuffed to the bench

[PaddyBlueEyes]

and its not even midnight yet...Super Bowl Sunday!!

[BeachBaby]

1. Wow!

Do they even know who won?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

3. Lets see by the shirt lineup

We have three steeler fans, one cardinal fan, assorted giants and jets, and a cowboy fan...I think they know who won..

[BeachBaby]

5. Can you do something to the Cowboy fan?

Pretty please????

Just tell him you're the messenger of an Eagles fan.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. I'd like too

he was upset before, because the Steelers now have 6 sb's and the cowboys only 5....but he passed out..

[BeachBaby]

7. I KNOW!!!!

That was the FIRST thing I thought of, when the Steelers won. No more "We have the most Superbowl wins" bullshit.

Love those Steelers!!!

Be safe tonight, babe.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. Thanks

I'm always safe but never careful, careful gets you killed....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear PaddyBlueEyes!

Ah...sounds about normal, right?

Stay safe, sweetie...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. Yeah

This actually is the worst night for Domestic Violence calls for the year. It even beats out (no pun intended) Valentines Day, Christmas and New Year's. Ill be safe, thanks Peg!

[Pierre.Suave]

8. You got the game on?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. I had it on the radio

I watched some earlier before I came on duty..

[vadawg]

11. We got no football fans in yet, just a lot of drunk central americans

And one strange hippy, though i expect the DUI patrols will start bringing in the drunks soon enough.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. strange hippie....rofl

yeah, Im surprised its this busy this early..

[vadawg]

21. Our domestics came in this morning

It like go to church
play soccer at the park
go home and slap the wife about

its the strangest thing but every sunday is the same damn thing.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

26. Usually ours come in right around the start of the game and

keep rolling along..

[petronius]

13. Kinky... (I don't want to even speculate about what happens at your Valentine's day party)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. rofl

[NYC_SKP]

14. Well, if they're not bloody from fighting, if they're happy drunks...

...the job's so much easier.

St. Patty's day in NYC. What a mess. But usually happy drunks.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. you on the job?

and I used to be one of those drunks....!

[NYC_SKP]

37. No, not like that.

But there was a time I was in an associated field.

The memories I have of St. Patty's days had to do with picking friends up who were beyond intoxicated.

And, like you, I've got a little too far before! Or a lot.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

45. rofl

I fought with a dude one year, for a heating grate to sleep on.

[NYC_SKP]

47. LOL...

How the hell did that work out?

Happy drunks would have agreed to share...

But even feisty drunks might have just passed out there after becoming exhausted.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

48. It was a bloody draw

but he moved on down the block. I guess that means I won.....!

[vadawg]

49. My best one was i fought a one armed taxi driver i thought was ripping me off

he got a hold of my neck and wouldnt let go, when the old bill turned up, they were laughing to much and made me pay up and both of us to get to feck.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

50. Thats awesome

[Inchworm]

17. That's why they call it Black and Blue Monday

I'd hate to be a cop on these sort of nights.

As you may notice, I'm completely sober hehe. It took me several SBs, New Years, 4th of July, ets to learn to drink at home

[PaddyBlueEyes]

19. You sir are a smart man

Most of the time, they listen..

[flvegan]

18. Thanks.

I think most of us forget that there's a lot of folks working the streets, ensuring safety and taking care of the general public.

EVEN if it means putting folks in PC or the drunk tank.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. Ahh no problem

thats why they dont pay me the big bucks...

[vadawg]

22. lol i keep telling myself i cant believe they pay me to do this.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

23. so what are you gonna do with your million?

Im gonna buy my own island...!

[vadawg]

27. im gonna buy more guns and ammo of course

you can never have too many weapons, oh and a taser so when my wife breastfeeds child number 21 in my olive garden franchise and i light up a smoke i can tase whoever complains to me.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. just dont mix up your glock and

your taser...!

[vadawg]

35. yeah man, i saw that, bad juju, can understand fucking up

but no idea how he did that.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

41. the only thing I can think of

is he reversed his carry side, when he was issued the taser?

[vadawg]

43. yeah i think he moved something and it fucked up his placement

i know i moved my monadnock once to what i thought was a more comfortable position and ended up pulling out a mini maglight during a fight. looked like a total tit.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

46. rofl

do you guys carry the pr 24 collapsibles?

[vadawg]

51. embarressed, no idea which one it is, i call mine glenda

its collapsible and a monadnock and its black and plasticy and hurts, thats about it with my knowledge of it.

[sasquatch]

24. How do you know this?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

25. How do I know what?

[sasquatch]

31. Drunks handcuffed to a bench

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. Im working and im looking at them

[sasquatch]

38. From where?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

40. in the station

right in front of me.

[sasquatch]

42. Your a cop and posting on DU while at work

[PaddyBlueEyes]

44. dude

I work the desk...Im allowed.

[sasquatch]

52. Ok, just don't look up any of my post about police officers in the past year

[mcctatas]

28. No Dolphin fans?

Damn, I love it when the drunk Dolphin fans annoy you sweetie

[PaddyBlueEyes]

30. no they would have been shot

on sight..... except for you...I have a special punishment in mind

[mcctatas]

36. Shooting Dolphin fans handcuffed to a bench...

wouldn't that be like shooting fish in a barrel?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

39. well thats where Dolphin fans tend to spend most of their time

handcuffed....Its pretty easy..

[Schema Thing]

33. 98 drunks handcuffed to the bench at the mall

take one down, pass him around....











take it away ....

[PaddyBlueEyes]

34. rofl

Thats outstanding.