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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 04:51 AM
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How many Marxists does it take to chagne a light bulb?
NONE.

The capitalist bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 05:40 AM
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1. none because they all live in a perpetual darkness of their own making :)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 06:43 AM
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2. How many factories do you own?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 12:28 PM
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4. +1
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Mudoria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 12:17 PM
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3. Groucho, Harpo and Zeppo aren't enough?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 01:02 PM
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5. Harpo would just take one out of his coat
And it'd already be lit.
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