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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 03:26 AM
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Haiku me!
Edited on Sat Jan-31-09 03:30 AM by ashling


Master of all dis,
yet I still be all alone
Please be my master.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 03:42 AM
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1. DUer Ashling, reduced to a Haiku thread: Just how sad is that?
Sereiously, is there anything on your mind
that you wanna talk about?
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 03:54 AM
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2. Nope,
just thought it looked like a sad puppy ... all alone.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 04:27 AM
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3. Allrighty then.
In that case, I'm gonna roll a cigarette, smoke it,
and then establish a condition of unconsciousness untill
sometime around 11:00 tomorrow.


Later, Gator!
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 08:10 PM
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6. I have no haiku; I am just wandering past;, hoping you're OK. nm
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 10:07 AM
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4. Nothing to say here
I have just risen from bed
My mind is fuzzy
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-31-09 10:18 AM
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5. my Oreo Haiku
OREO HAIKU

twist apart to scrape your teeth
crunch the cookie halves
dip in milk but do not drop

~

dunk a cookie whole
shove it in your mouth and chew
chug some milk after

~

stand on scale and see
what havoc oreos have wrought
jeans no longer fit

~

make oreos disappear
do not follow down toilet
no more oreos

~
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-09 08:14 PM
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7. There was a man from Nantucket...
:rofl:

Or was it:

There was a girl from Venus...
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