If you had to fill out an online dating profile, what would your "About Me" say?

[crimsonblue]

Here's what I would put:

Let's see: I'm a college student, I enjoy listening to my vintage stereo system, I can be rather stubborn, and I can cook some mean pancakes.

I'm not sure where my life will lead me, but I do know what I want to do when I retire in 30-40 years. When that time comes around, I plan on opening a beach-side bar and grill somewhere sunny and tropical called "Sleazy E's Restaurant and Drinking Hole". Until then, I suppose I will go to medical school and do that for a while.

[NanceGreggs]

1. Having read this ...

... mine would say:

"Life's Ambition: To spend as much time at the "Sleazy E's Restaurant and Drinking Hole" as is humanly possible."

[struggle4progress]

2. Slightly used. Almost no history of arrest or mental illness. Not currently

experiencing acid flashbacks. Vaccinated against smallpox, with up to date tetanus booster.

[taterguy]

3. If you happen to be my wife and you're reading this it's only a joke

[Callalily]

4. OMG! I truly laughed out loud!

Thanks for the the laugh. What a great way to start the day!

[pokerfan]

5. Gentle, intelligent and adaptable

Kindly, outgoing, tractable, eager to please and non-aggressive. Affectionate and patient. Intelligent, loyal, willing, and high-spirited. Friendly and superb with children. Mostly housebroken but occasionally has accidents when excited. Knows a few tricks. Comes when called if he feels like it. Free to a good home.

[Forkboy]

6. "You don't want to know."

:)

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

7. I just tried eHarmony, by the way

They couldn't match me with anyone.

Should I be happy I don't fit in their cookie-cutter world, or blow my fucking brains out.

[Chan790]

10. It couldn't match me with anybody either...

I don't think I'm eHarmony's kind of peeps. I work from home and am mildly introverted. I fake a British manner for amusement. I don't want children and because of that I'm in no great rush to settle-down or get married. If it happens it happens, otherwise I'll continue to enjoy the pub with my mates. I have SAD.

[Chan790]

8. Well...

About Me:

I'm a 29 year old writer and a fundraiser for an indie film company (we're nominated for two Oscars) recently relocated to The Yonkers/Bronx border from CT. I enjoy pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. (Ok, not really. Neither actually. I enjoy thoughtful films, punk rock and new wave, photography, kinbaku, people-watching and throwing ice-cubes off the Hudson River pier. I love to cook. I'm a vegetarian.)

I also sell tractors in Brooklyn. I kid you not.

[TZ]

14. also have an uncanny instinct for predicting unlikely SB paticipants

I have to give you public props for perhaps picking the unlikeliest SB victors ever..:hi:

[DarkTirade]

9. I am well endowed, incredible in bed, and I am just looking to meet people.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. i am only here for the sex. nt

[WinkyDink]

12. Drama Queen. Temperamental Scorpio. Redundant. Wants Money Next Go-round.

[XemaSab]

13. Here's mine:

31-year old biologist and soil scientist loves birding, vegetarian cooking, birding, midnight owling, birding, travel to Texas and other birding locations, wildlife and vegetable gardening, drunken birding, camping, birding, cold-water maceration, birding, and long walks on the beach in search of tideline carcasses. And not only that, I own a 77mm Leiva Televid APO!

[TZ]

15. hmm

I get the impression that you enjoy birding! hey did you ever check out that scienceconnection? I see its still around in a modified form...:)

[XemaSab]

16. I forgot!

I'll have to go check that out!

[XemaSab]

17. I'm checking it out.

Nerd central.

Perfect. :D