The Guava Jelly, one time only,semi-occasional Poetry thread break

[Guava Jelly]

The thick razors of stagnant freshness slice through my macaroni veins.
Ferocious zebras of peace drop their clinging stripes of self-reflecting forgetfulness.
The waking dreams of living corpses march silently away from the transparent darkness.
And I see hope.
I see scents of heroic failure.
I smell visions of a peaceful war.
I taste the sweat sticky goodness of Guava Jelly.
All is as it shouldn't be.
All is a myth.

...sigh

[Forkboy]

1. *backs out of the thread without making eye contact*

[Guava Jelly]

2. What?

I was planning on quitting my day job Monday and becoming a poet

[Forkboy]

3. To be fair, I liked it better than the one at the inaugeration.

[Guava Jelly]

4. Oh shit..

Bwahahaha!

[BarenakedLady]

5. *snap snap snap*

Groovy, man. Groovy.

[Guava Jelly]

8. Like solid Mama!

snap,snap,snap,snap

[BarenakedLady]

15. I can dig it,

Daddy-o.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Run! Vogons!

(flees)

[Guava Jelly]

9. scary

ahhh

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. I'm being silly.

(snap snap snap snap)

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. So tell me

what all is in that Guava Jelly?

[Guava Jelly]

10. A little Bob Marley

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Are you sure it's not a lot?

I want an ode to my legs next!

[Guava Jelly]

14. I shall write a great one M'Leg Lady.

One that will change this very world!
I shall call it 'Ode to Revs Gams'

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. It's about time.

I'll be waiting.

[Inchworm]

13. I almost cried smiling

Magnificently simple indeed!

[Guava Jelly]

16. Thanks

It was hard to fight back the tears.

[Dangerously Amused]

18. Now THAT is poetry done right!

[Lucian]

19. Wait...what?

[AlCzervik]

20. mad snaps for "semi-occasional"

[Dr. Strange]

21. Here's one I wrote about a month ago.

The Wind Blows
by Dr. Strange

I went to bed last night,
My driveway was mostly cleaned off.
This morning, 18 inch drifts by the garage door.
Fuck you wind!