What role should Serious Cat have in the new Obama administration?

[MilesColtrane]

Poll question: What role should Serious Cat have in the new Obama administration?

Poll result (9 votes)
Chief of Staff...because Rahm Emmanuel just isn't tough enough.	(2 votes, 22%)	Vote
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court...so he can claw Roberts' robe and spray his law books.	(2 votes, 22%)	Vote
Special Envoy to the Middle East...It's the only way to get the Israelis and the Palestinians talking.	(1 votes, 11%)	Vote
Attorney General....Serious Cat doesn't abide war crimes, even by former Presidents.	(2 votes, 22%)	Vote
None...he's a fucking cat you idiot.	(1 votes, 11%)	Vote
A suffusion of kitty litter.	(0 votes, 0%)	Vote
Morris is a dingbat.	(1 votes, 11%)	Vote

[ThomCat]

1. Can we put him in charge of the office of faith based initiatives?

Serious cat can take a long, long time studying all the ways our money might have been given away to churches... and then those grant proposals can all get shredded and used as kitty litter.

[MilesColtrane]

3. Hopefully that office will be phased out.

It may be too politically sensitive to do that though.

(Upon further review, I should have included a proposed position as TARP compliance enforcer. Banks using taxpayer money for bonuses and redecorating could use a midnight visit from this bastard.)

[orleans]

2. do they make serious bunnies? n/t

[MilesColtrane]

4. Don't know.

I've seen a few moribund voles though.