I'm bored. Ask me anything.

[Aristus]

My wife won't be home until tomorrow night, so I'm bored out of my skull, and a little lonely, drunk and pathetic.

So, go on...ask me...

[madinmaryland]

1. How many is a brazilian?

Well, it's a stupid question, that I have yet to figure out!

[Aristus]

2. 3.14 x 10 to the 23rd power...

Oh, wait: That's Avagadro's number.

Never mind...

[madinmaryland]

4. Chocolate custard PI???

[Aristus]

7. Shoot, I don't know. I'm drunk, and I think I forgot the actual figures.

That was as close as I could get...

[madinmaryland]

8. Damn. Now I got the munchies!

[Aristus]

11. Munchies? I'm just drinking. Are you...

?

[madinmaryland]

14. Oh man!

I wish!

If I didn't have to worry about the "pee-patrol"!

I do get to roll a big fat one most every day, though. Our 20 pound cat!

[Aristus]

16. Your 20-pound cat smokes spliffs?

[madinmaryland]

17. DUDE! It's called catnip!

Why do you think they call that place "PetSmart"!



When desparate, smoke some nip!!

[Tom Kitten]

3. what kind of music do you like?

what movies have you watched lately?

[Aristus]

5. I saw WALL*E and "Quantum Of Solace" recently.

I loved WALL*E, and thought "QOS" was entertaining, but nowhere near as good as "Casino Royale".

I love all kinds of music. Except right-wing, boot-up-the-ass country music.

[Drunken Girlfriend]

6. Question for the drunk,lonley guy.

Do you and your wife have a good sex life?

Just wonderin,seeing as I currently don't have one.lol

[Aristus]

9. It's incredible.

She and I both have very strong sex drives. So, you can imagine, it's been a pretty dry week for me with her gone. Her first husband was a sexual non-entity, and she was married to him for fifteen years. (!) We've been married for almost ten years, and it's still like we're making up for lost time...

I'm sorry you don't have a sex life right now. That sucks. I've been there...

[Drunken Girlfriend]

10. Sex life

Thanks for your sympathy friend.lol

Glad to hear that you and your wife are still going
at it like rabbit's!

I'm single,so I guess that hinders my sex life,unless I become a prostitute,but I am not that desperate to get laid.lol

[Aristus]

12. I hope not. First of all: dangerous!

Second, no intimacy, which is the best part of the whole thing...

BTW, welcome to DU! I took a look at your homepage. I didn't know that youtube had a social networking feature...

[Drunken Girlfriend]

13. Youtube=Addiction

Thank you for the kind reception.

Yes,Youtube can be quite addictive!

[Aristus]

15. One of my favorites. I'm a softy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf7lQ9b6cZQ

[Drunken Girlfriend]

18. Kleenex commercial

LOL.That's quite adorable!

I have never seen that Kleenex commercial before.

[Aristus]

19. Really? It was on TV a lot about six months ago or so.

It seemed emblematic of what the country was going through. People in pain, confused, filled with pent-up emotion, just needing someone to talk to; someone who would listen. It seems celebratory, with that great, sensitive guy listening to the people and their stories. And it seems more celebratory, now that things have changed in Washington, D.C.

Oh, by the way, it seems as though my sig line answers yours...

I'm just saying...

[ashling]

20. Have you seen that Orbitz commercial in which

the Orbitz refund guy shows up in a hovercraft to give this guy a check?

[Aristus]

21. No. Got a link?

[ashling]

22. Sorry, I looked though

The Orbitz guy gets out of his hovercraft, announces himself and gives this guy a check for $138 because someone else got a cheaper hotel deal.

The guy is grateful , but then say's "Why didn't yu just mail it"

Th Orbitz guy looks hurt and confused and points to hi vehicle: "Be-cause, we have a hovercraft"

Funny

[HopeHoops]

23. What is the air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?