The Official Friday Night Flirt Thread....

[SPKrazy]

Post here to flirt with me, or anyone on DU. I just know that I'm well, the awesomest...

Hey hey hey DU ladies

and DU men

let's get this flirt flirt flirting thing going on!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


:hi:

[TZ]

1. okay I'll flirt with you sweetie!

If only to make Dr. Strange jealous!:P
:*

[SPKrazy]

2. Hey baby...

whassup you sexy TZ who I talked to once for a few minutes and you have a sexay voice :9

[TZ]

3. why thank you

you have that lovely sexy southern drawl yourself.....

[SPKrazy]

4. yeah? I didn't think I had a drawl

I'm just a wild eyed southern boy, and you're just a sexy south of the Mason Dixon line fine woman!

[blondeatlast]

5. I've been told I suck at flirting--so I expect no responses to this post...

;)

[SPKrazy]

7. Heya cutie!

are you winking at me? ;)

let's say we head out of the lounge and go find a table in the quiet room and get to know each other better :D

[blondeatlast]

11. Could be--but again, I was told I am a miserable flirt. But that table sounds very nice...

Buy me a margarita and I'm yours...

(maybe that's why I'm so bad at it--too direct :rofl:)

[SPKrazy]

15. One Margarita Coming Up

and the table might just be... well get the Margarita first :D

:rofl:

;)

[blondeatlast]

19. Tart, rocks, and salt--I grew up in the desert, I take 'Ritas seriously!

I have a blanket in the car--why do you ask? (flutters eyes).

[SPKrazy]

23. well the table might be a little hard

and the ground under the stars on a blanket might be much more fun to lay on and "watch the stars"

we'll make sure your 'rita is just right first though!

:D

[blondeatlast]

57. The possibly STBX and I did that once; I rolled over a little and found my face about 2 inches from

a very large cow pie! :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

6. Who, me? Flirt? On DU?

I've never even imagined doing such a thing!

[SPKrazy]

8. But d00d, you are

da bomb baby!

and you know it ;)

[DarkTirade]

13. Yes, but I don't like to brag about it...

:P

[SPKrazy]

17. If Ya Got it , Ya Got it!

not bragging then!

:D

[Inchworm]

9. First off

Sir or Madamme...

Whatcha wearin?

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

10. Come on over here and check it out

;) I'm sure there's someone around her that could strike your fancy!

[Inchworm]

14. I'm struck

but.. I like bewbies.

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. .

:9

[SPKrazy]

16. Where's that other DU'er

that is so much better looking than you but is still someone that you can flirt with ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. huh?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

22. well you know what and who I mean

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. taterguy?

[SPKrazy]

32. if that's what floats your boat

or makes yer day, sure

I was thinking of a blonde on here that might be more interesting :D

[supernova]

20. I'm here

but not feeling very flirty.

Maybe I'll just watch.

[SPKrazy]

24. But you are da bomb!

in every way imaginable I bet!

:D :hug:

how's it going?

[supernova]

28. Could be better

Like lizziegrace, I'm stuck looking for a job .... again. And I'm very tired of starting over... and over.... and over. Not quite sure where to go from here.

*sigh*

A little stability would be nice. I haven't seen it in so long.

I saw your thread yesterday (Wed?) Glad you are officially the big *D* . :D Congrats. :party:

[SPKrazy]

31. Thanks

you can always come here :P

Sorry you are looking for a job, but I have confidence that you will find one... starting over sucks. I guess I'm starting over too.

Might be for a while... :shrug:

grateful to have a job still

[TK421]

21. You're not my type....sorry!

:D

[SPKrazy]

26. you don't know that

but I imagine you are right :P

[TK421]

30. You are just not SMOOTHE enough for me!!!@@

[motely36]

25. I am a horrible flirt

plus I am oblivious to most flirting done to me :)

[SPKrazy]

29. let's get some real flirting

strike it up, bring some people back to this thread...

;)

[motely36]

33. people may start to wonder about you if we flirt too much

:) ;)

[blondeatlast]

60. I'm told that I am as well--so let's practice on each other, shall we?

The good part about that is--who among us knows if we are doing it well and furthermore, who cares?

:)

[harmonicon]

34. I would flirt with someone

probably not you though - no offense. I just like the ladies.



God, I need a date.


So bad.

[Gormy Cuss]

35. You krazy.

IBTL.
:hi:

[mcctatas]

36. Alas...

I don't know how to flirt :shrug:

[Aristus]

37. For you, mcctatas, posting a pic of you IS flirting!

:loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

39. Yeah right

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

42. ahem...

O8)
What are you laughing at mister?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

43. OK...your flirting ability

has been the cause of numerous aggro expolsions on my part...You still got it..Baby

[oshyposhy]

46. Well, damnit, I just reached the end of the internet.

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

48. Hi oshy

How r ya?

[oshyposhy]

49. Good, and you?

:hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

51. Im ok....

How is my favorite world dominating kid?

[oshyposhy]

54. hanging out with his other half

...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

55. my clo?

hoo boy...

[oshyposhy]

61. Yep

We have had all the talks.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

62. Thats ok

so did we :rofl:.. Seriously though, He is a great kid....

[oshyposhy]

66. Of course he is! I raised him!

Seriously, thanks.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

67. Yeah you did

and you did a hell of a job.

[mcctatas]

92. lalalalalalalalalalalal

:banghead:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

94. Uh dear

I was explaining to oshy, that her spawn is a very well behaved young man and would not in any way take advantage of a certain young lady.....who I happen to love very much..

[mcctatas]

96. but you forget...

I know his mother! :scared:

the cracker doesn't fall far from the box, I must go rescue my daughters virtue :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

97. lol

and I know yr daughter...she can handle herself..:)

[oshyposhy]

100. Did you just call me a cracker?

DID YOU?

[mcctatas]

101. not in the cracker sense of the word

just a variation of the apple tree analogy, calm thyself

[CreekDog]

74. The Shamwow is a terrific icebreaker

:eyes:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

77. I hate Vince

:mad:

[CreekDog]

79. Kind of goes without saying

especially for you. :D

[PaddyBlueEyes]

82. Im gonna start an I hate Vince

club... wanna join?

[CreekDog]

84. sure

though, i have never seen the Shamwow ad, nor do i know what it is. :shrug:

he kind of looks like Ed Grimley:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

87. The shamwow itself isnt the issue

Its a fine product...Its that bastard Vince.. He has my love in some kind of hypnotic trance..

[mcctatas]

98. It's his hair...

:P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

99. Im going to the workshop

and getting my fuckin hedge clippers..

[BeachBaby]

38. Why, yes!

Because flirting in the Lounge never happens unless we designate a thread just for that. :rofl: :hi:

[Aristus]

40. Okay, Beach Baby, you posted here. That means you're fair game!

Hey-ya, gorgeous! :loveya:

[BeachBaby]

41. Hey, sweet thing.

How's your night been thus far? :loveya:

[Aristus]

44. Getting better all the time. I'm done with my homework, I'm buzzing from the wine

and I've got all evening to hang out and relax... B-) :beer: :9

[BeachBaby]

45. You sound like me!

;)

Helluva work week is done.....buzzing from the wine.....a fireplace keeping me warm.....life is good. For a little while, anyway. :toast:

[Aristus]

47. You know what goes well with wine? Chocolate!

I've got a few chocolate truffles here left over from Christmas. Lindor Dark Chocolate. Want one?

Here, I'll feed it to you...

[BeachBaby]

50. Hubba.

Lips open slightly, awaiting the sweetness....

Wait. Honey - we're not alone here, you know. :*

[Aristus]

52. Ah, let 'em watch!

It's just chocolate and wine! Right?

Right? :*:hug::loveya:

[BeachBaby]

53. If you say so.

:rofl:

:* :hug: :loveya:

[Aristus]

56. Okay, I lied: I've got some rice pudding and whipped cream, too.

And if you're very good...ice cream! Any flavor, as much as you want...

[BeachBaby]

58. Whipped cream????

I don't need ice cream with that.







































































Chocolate syrup will do just fine. :*

[Aristus]

59. Chocolate syrup, coming right up.

Where do you want it? ;-)

[BeachBaby]

64. IBTL.

And just waiting for someone to chime in with "Get a room, you two" in 3....2....1....

:P :hug:

[Aristus]

65. God! I love Jersey girls...

They are the MOST fun... :D

I requested a room with a compped supply of chocolate syrup... :hide:

[BeachBaby]

70. And what would you know about Jersey girls?

Hmmmmmm?????

[Aristus]

73. I loved a Jersey girl once upon a time. A Rutgers student from Cedarville.

Alas...it was not to be. I guess I wasn't liberal enough for her. Me! I'm about as far left as it's possible to get! Rumor has it she went back to her ex, a West Point cadet. Wonder how liberal HE was... :eyes:

[BeachBaby]

80. LOL!

Cedarville is hardly liberal, for the most part.

She is with her perfect match - trust me. :P :hug:

The SOUTH Jersey girls are the cool ones. <<<batting eyelashes>>>

[Aristus]

83. I though Cedarville WAS South Jersey.

And whatever the regional politics around Cedarville, she was pretty far to the left. I guess, no matter what I said, she equated military with conservative. As IF! Anyway, if that was the case, why did she write that "Dear Any Soldier" letter that I got from her in the Gulf? That's how we met...

Still flirting with me, you minx? B-)

[BeachBaby]

85. Her loss.

Still flirting? Do I ever stop? :rofl:

[Aristus]

86. I guess not. Don't stop on my account...

PaddyBlueEyes and mcctatas would be so disappointed... B-)

[BeachBaby]

89. Actually, I must be going, sweetheart.

I got a phone date with a friend in a few.

'night. :hug:

[Aristus]

91. 'Kay! 'Night!

Enjoy! :hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

69. Well it would be about time

MccT and I want some company.. :rofl:

[Aristus]

71. Ugh! No. A Devil's three-way? (Two guys and a girl...)

Brain bleach!

:yoiks:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

72. No no no

WE are always being told to get a room.... Its nice to have other people told that.. :rofl:

[Aristus]

75. Oh. Okay. Whew!

Had me worried there... :+

[PaddyBlueEyes]

76. rofl

[BeachBaby]

78. Dude.

You're telling me and a military man to swing? PUHLEEZE.

[Aristus]

81. Military man by day...

Wild party guy by night!



B-)

[BeachBaby]

88. Babe.

Don't do that - don't destroy the way-over-inflated infatuation I have for our men in uniform. :P

[Aristus]

90. Now, would I do that?

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

93. Such a tease.

:spank:

You were in Desert Storm, eh? You and I must be around the same age, since a couple of guys I went to high school with were there.

We all graduated in 1987. :)

And....I salute you. Seriously. :patriot: :hug:

[Aristus]

95. I graduated in '86.

I feel so old when I say that...

And thank you... :blush:

[SPKrazy]

103. Of course not BB

we need structure to flirt ;)


:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[sakabatou]

63. Mia would kill me if I flirted with any of you

[malta blue]

68. Practicing the flirt

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

102. ..

;)


:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

104. Damn I missed it.

Now it's Saturday Night.

:(