What are you guys doing?! Stop it!

[LaraMN]

Some of us can't remember things like where we parked our car in the Target lot, and if we remembered to wear underwear and deodorant.
The name-changing and re-changing and red lines and stuff are con-fyou-iz-ing me!!!

[NYC_SKP]

1. You want we should bring back the 5-color rating system, hmmm?

We could do that, you know!

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Are they riverdancing?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. YOU CHANGED YOUR USER NAME??????

You = DTM.

[NYC_SKP]

11. LOL...

And they can't change it back..... tough luck!

[ghostsofgiants]

23. She'll be begging me to marry her daughter again soon enough.

[NYC_SKP]

24. You do realize, don't you?

That she might READ your subject line.
There may be a worse fate than DTM status, but since you're digging:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. She knows it's true.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. I thought I was already DTY.

[LaraMN]

6. I don't even know who people are anymore!

More=

[DarkTirade]

2. Target! THAT'S where I left my car!

Damn it, now I have to walk all the way back there. In the snow. Uphill.

[kentauros]

14. both ways

at night

[DarkTirade]

19. Well, no. I'll be driving back.

[kentauros]

20. Watch out for Black Ice

or just have a Fosters

[kentauros]

3. Now that's a recommend I'll back up!

[LaraMN]

8. Omg! I'm stealing your little purple fighting guys!

I love them!

[kentauros]

I think it's called "girlfight"

[TZ]

9. hmmm

I think you should change YOUR name to recommendfairy....
were you a little bored today?

[LaraMN]

12. Your new name reminds me of TMZ.

That's going to mess with my head!

[TZ]

16. heh.

you could try to remember what TZ stands for..turtlezoot..that might be a bit harder though..

[LaraMN]

17. I can remember "tazer" better.

I'll go with that.

[kentauros]

18. "turtlezoot"

just makes me think of Rebo & Zootie from Babylon 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7mBC9nZtiw

[TZ]

21. ah yes, I LOVE B-5

but it actually is a reference from Monty Python and the Holy Grail...a naughty character called Zoot who wants to be spanked..it was a personal joke on my joking about spanking people..actually given by the now departed lounger temeah...

[kentauros]

32. It's been too long since I've watched Holy Grail, so I don't recall that character

Unless you wanted to be really obscure and pick the name of the scholar killed in the beginning

[kentauros]

13. I always wonder why it takes y'all so long to figure it out!

I'll only change if I can turn it into a centaur fairy (I think I have such an image at home somewhere...)

[flvegan]

4. Stop what?

What are you talking about?

This is the DU member formerly known as LaraMN

[LaraMN]

10. OMG NO!!! You can't even do that!

How did you DO THAT?!

I think I'm still sleeping, because this is just both weird and lame enough to be one of my dreams.

[Lil Missy]

15. Seriously, I can't recall what I ate yesterday!

I am SOOOOO disoriented.

[Fran Kubelik]

25. awww...

[Taverner]

27. Should I change my name to TavernerSFCA?

Or how about Obliteratus Maximus?

Chewebaca Maximus?

Growl!

[LaraMN]

29. No!

I don't want anyone to change their name.
It takes me about four months to train myself to consistently write the correct year when it changes.
It took me over a year to memorize my own cell phone number.
I can't deal with eight million people changing their names on me!

There's no mercy on the DU.

[Deja Q]

28. No

[TZ]

30. you changed your name AGAIN?

OMFG.... I do like this name...

[Deja Q]

34. Well, "Thermodynamic" was going back about 8 years now...

[LaraMN]

31. Are you actually Hypnotoad or not?

See, I'm completely damn confused!

This is like a nightmare for me.
This is one of those situations where I become completely confused beyond the extent to which other people are confused.
It's me, at the gas station, trying to "lift the lever" at a pump where you're supposed to push a button instead, and holding up a line of cars.

[Deja Q]

33. Yes, same me. The red line at the bottom confirms as such.

Or, rather, I used to be HT. Now I'm DQ.

[yvr girl]

35. I'm toying with

PrinceEdwardIslandPeggy or Tuktiuktuk Girl





































so there.