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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:00 AM
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Instead of an idiots list, how about we group DUers according to head circumference?
Skinner should require that everyone take a tape measure and measure their head circumference at a common point...say over the eye brows.

You would have to submit a picture of you doing this, so you could not lie about the measurement.

Then, you would be grouped into one of the following categories...

1 = small head
2 = below average head
3 = average head
4 = above average head
5 = big head
6 = really big head
7 = holy shit look at the fucking head on that

Then, whenever you responded to someone's thread, you could snark them if they fell into categories 5 through 7.
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:11 AM
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1. alas a 6 or 7
I long to have a baseball hat. Or pretty much any hat outside of stocking cap.

have gone into many hat stores and always ask for the largest they have.
Damn thing still too small.

Produces endless amusement for my boys.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:16 AM
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3. Drunken conversation recently with my sister's husband, who is balding...
Me: Why don't you shave your head?

Him: You kidding me?

Me: No, you should shave it.

Him: Why?

Me: Better than having that shit up there that you have now.

Him: I can't shave it.

Me: Why?

Him: My head is too big.

Me: I look at his head. Jesus, I never noticed, but your head is fucking huge.

Him: Told you.

Me: Got another beer?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-09 10:16 AM
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2. Nice post, pinhead
:hide:
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