Dear sir or madam

[Richardo]

Will you read my book? It took a year to write, would you take a look?

It's based on a novel by a man named Lear and I need a job and I want to be a paperback writer. Paperback writer.

It's the dirty story of a dirty man, and his clinging wife doesn't understand. His son is working for the Daily Mail, it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer. Paperback writer.

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer. Paperback writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights, it'll make a million for you overnight. If you must return it you can send it here, but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer. Paperback writer.

[Iggo]

1. Genius lyrics.