Help! I'm being held in a basement downtown against my will!!!

[NYC_SKP]

Jury duty suks!!! This is the last time I'll neglect calling in from home on the appointed day to see if my group will be called. :banghead:

I'm desperate!

Please send butter and gift certificates!!!!

[DarkTirade]

1. Okay, but I only have one box and no way to seperate the two

so you might end up with buttered gift certificates.

[NYC_SKP]

2. That will save me a step.

But I'll need a pair of pliers, too.

And a small diurnal animal, shaved if available.

[DarkTirade]

4. I could send a razor with it, the butter should be slippery enough to use as a makeshift shaving

gel of sorts.

[NYC_SKP]

5. Brilliant!

Bring the items.

I'll be in the cabinet under the coffee machine, left side.

[DarkTirade]

7. I'll do a 'shave and a haircut' knock to let you know its me.

[NYC_SKP]

8. Excellent, but how will I know it's you and not someone else with...

...buttered gift certificates and a small shaved diurnal animal?

BTW, I really owe ya!

[DarkTirade]

9. Hmm. Only animal I could find was this guy.

Are you sure you'll need a razor for him?

[NYC_SKP]

10. That is perfect! No shaving required and he should be very helpful...

...in my designs to tunnel my way out of here!

[NYC_SKP]

3. Land O' Lakes, Bed Bath and Beyond.

Not to be too choosy...

[MajorChode]

6. It rubs the lotion on its skin!