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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 07:57 PM
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I just caught a moose in my kitchen! What should I do with it?
Hurry - I can't hang on much longer... :P
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 07:59 PM
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1. call sarah palin?
:P
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:00 PM
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2. I'd rather keep the moose
:spank:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:02 PM
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3. So she can field dress it....
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:02 PM
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5. Maybe she could field dress your mouse
:rofl:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:02 PM
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4. Put him under a heavy mixing bowl
That will keep him right where you want him.

:P



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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:03 PM
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6. Someone needs to photoshop a moose with a bowl on his head
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:06 PM
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7. Find squirrel
Keel both.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:07 PM
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8. D-I-N N-E-R P-L-A-T-E
:9
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-13-09 08:12 PM
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9. Give it a muffin.
http://www.shop.com/+-a-%22If+you+give+a+moose+a+cookie%22-p61504908-q-k24-skipn-st.shtml
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