Why are We Voting for Bush?

[Merrick]

Why Are We Voting For Bush?

1 Real life explosions cooler than movie explosions
2 Tired of workin'
3 Holding a grudge against mother nature since she blew your mobile home away
4 Purely for the comic material
5 So stupid, if you were a Jew in the 30's you would've voted for Hitler
6 Frightened of being called a 'bleeding heart pinko' by grandma
7 As a mentally impaired ex-crack addict, you find him inspiring
8 Scared of losing funding for your intergalactic death-ray
9 Your name is Rupert Murdoch
10 Scared of realizing your homosexual orientation in a drunken stupor, waking up married

any more?

http://www.NewsMutiny.com

[elfwitch]

1. #3 Is Priceless!!

n/t

[chillwindblowing]

2. what a perverse mind

I love it , I love it, :dem:

[On the Road]

3. 'Who's "We", White Man?'

:) Seriously, I thought this was from the Onion. That site is a new one for me.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Found it written in stone next to the 10 Commandments.....n/t

[Merrick]

5. like the Onion

but from a purely liberal perspective (and without the 1000 pop-up ads per minute)