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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:26 AM
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Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch (why yes, it is Florida)
<www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jan/08/visitor-defecates-fort-... >

"FORT PIERCE A 31-year-old woman on Wednesday found a likely unwelcome surprise on her porch -- a human bowel movement with an "overwhelming" stench, according to a police report released Thursday.

The victim told investigators the doorbell to her home in the 700 block of Beach Court rang, and she saw a red Jeep Cherokee blocking the driveway. However, she didn't recognize the vehicle, so she didn't answer the door.

A friend stopped by shortly afterward and told her a "human bowel movement" sat on the porch, describing the odor as "repugnant." Toilet paper also was on the porch "where the suspect attempted to clean themselves."

The victim told police a neighbor indicated a heavy-set woman drove off in the red Jeep and that she was selling Mary Kay products."

read the comments - I almost burst reading this last night



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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:29 AM
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1. Good grief. I live in Port Saint Lucie, about 10 minutes away.
Edited on Fri Jan-09-09 09:30 AM by Akoto
Not surprised. What is it with all the weird shit that happens around here?


( ... Crappy pun intended. :hide: )
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:34 AM
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3. Do you buy Mary Kay?
maybe you should.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:32 AM
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2. Shit happens. n/t
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:35 AM
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4. a Mary Kay salewoman that left a sample?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:43 AM
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6. A stool. When did they start selling furniture?
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:40 AM
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5. Solicitors are always leaving shit on my porch.
not literally though
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:48 AM
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7. What a crappy thing to do.
Read some of the comments at the link.

That's some funny shit right there.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:48 AM
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8. I feel sorry for the reporter having to cover this crap.
the Mary Kay sales lady was just looking for a magazine.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 09:49 AM
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9. She deserves it
for being too much of a rude fraidy cat to open the door. She's not some frail 80 year old woman.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 12:14 PM
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10. Introducing Mary Kay's new *brown* Cadillac!
:puke:
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-09-09 12:46 PM
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11. lol "mudshark"
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