My husband thinks I'm the dog and the dog thinks he's my husband

[Ellen Forradalom]

The other night I curl up next to my husband in bed and put my arm around him. Half-asleep he says, "Puppy. Puppy, cut it out. Puppy, quit pawing me."

Meanwhile every time I turn around my dog is humping my leg.

What kind of crazy life is this?

[Bertha Venation]

1. LOL

Thank you for the laugh! :bounce:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. BTW those nutty protestors

who hold up signs saying 'Freedom to Marry My Dog' have it all backwards. Dogs are dependents, not spouses. I don't want to marry my dog, I want to deduct his expenses from my taxes.

[AlienGirl]

2. Who thinks you are the WOMBAT?

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. My son

[VOX]

5. Ha! A major spit-take!

Thanks, forradalom, for seeing your situation with such great humor!

:toast:

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. I won't be laughing when my leg has puppies

He sure is a humpy little beast for only four months.

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Kick

for the morning leg-humpers

[dolo amber]

8. I saw this thread last night

but couldn't make any sense of the title (due to cold medication ;)) so I skipped over it. I'm glad I clicked on it now. :D:D

Thanks for the giggle, forradalom! :hi:

[XNASA]

9. Leading a dog's life, eh?

Some people have all the luck.

My cat thinks he's my son. Well, we talk more anyway. And one of my son's friends thinks he's our cat. I caught him munching on some of these:



I don't mind, but if I ever see him hanging around the litter box.......well, that's where I draw the line.