DU Drunks: Let's hypothetically design the most efficient bar

[LynneSin]

I think they should just have a couple of kegs of dogfish and then just have openings where straws could be inserted and beer could be sipped by many.

[sasquatch]

1. Fuck efficincy, that's something that ghost kicking FReeper midlo would do

:D

[rcrush]

2. The most efficient bar would be a strip club with cheep beer prices.

[Pierre.Suave]

5. HAHAHAHA

No doubt that would be a great way to make money.

[LynneSin]

7. What if the strippers actually just poured the drinks for you

:shrug:

[TZ]

8. Better yet...

Why don't they just drink shots off the strippers?
:hide:

[insanity]

3. IV

with everclear

[Broken_Hero]

4. hmm,

lots of waiters/waitresses, lots of bartenders, lots of booze, and lots of pretzels...and this better be a smoker friendly bar(please!)....

Oh, and Foozeball tables, thats a must....and a real dart board, I tire of this rubber tipped crap....

[LynneSin]

6. It's smoker friendly but only because of it's state of the art air filtration system

that literally sucks the smoke out of your cigarette and purifies it so that us non-smokers won't bitch about the smoking

[Broken_Hero]

10. Yep, that would work...I think my biggest complaint

about the Bars in CA, are they got the smoker section in like, BFE...There is a bar out in Roseville, called the Glass Turtle, and they have a great patio, but they never have a bar out there, so you gotta fight through all the other smokers, then fight through all the drinkers/karaoke folks inside the bar, to get to the bartender....

:D

[rcrush]

9. Also they have to let me smoke weed in there.