Who pooped under the Christmas tree?

[XemaSab]

x(

[mainegreen]

1. Sorry. Someone was already in the can, and I couldn't wait.

Wiping with wrapping paper was not fun.

[madinmaryland]

2. You must have been in GD or GDP

:ugh:

[Symarip]

3. Surprise!

:)

[Arugula Latte]

4. Santa Claws, I'm guessing.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Sorry XemaSab, but...

WORST CHRISTMAS CAROL EVER!

[originalpckelly]

14. "I saw mommy pooping Santa Claus underneath the christmas tree..."

The question is why mommy ate Santa in the first place. :spank:

[Gormy Cuss]

6. What?? If a bear can shit in the woods....

a dog can poop under the tree in your living room.

[LeftyMom]

7. Probably LeftyKid.

[XemaSab]

11. Probably.

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. My dog.

He's had a case of the runs lately.

[Deep13]

9. I hope that isn't a stocking-stuffer! nt

[redqueen]

10. Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me)

I have a variation of that earworm in my head now.

It's not nice.

[BurtWorm]

17. I have the exact same earworm!

:crazy:

[redqueen]

18. Hah! No way!

You're obviously my kind of weird, then. :D

[davsand]

12. I TOLD you I am sick.

You are damn lucky it is just under that tree and no place else.



Laura

[XemaSab]

13. Did you also vomit next to the couch?

:shrug:

[davsand]

15. Hey--quit looking for your presents early!

Everybody knows you have to wait for Christmas!



Laura


PS, I am not responsible for the hairball in the bathroom doorway.

[mnhtnbb]

16. Not me--says Simba, the kitteh

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[Bunny]

19. My dogs have been doing this for weeks. And peeing on the tree skirt.

And the cats have been systematically denuding the tree of lights and nearly all ornaments. I have ornaments left on the top third of the tree, I've replaced the lights once, and the two nativity sets beneath the tree are missing assorted wise men, angels, and the odd Baby Jesus.

It's starting to really piss me off. :grr:

[trof]

20. If you can see it in the dark, it was Rudolph.

yep