Post here and I'll tell you why you're not qualified to be picked as the next senator for New York

[LynneSin]

Because seriously - you all are simply unacceptable to replace Hillary Clinton's old senate seat.

[taterguy]

1. Why? Why?? Why???

[LynneSin]

2. Why not - you're a tater for ke-rist sakes

So stop asking.

[taterguy]

7. Take that Tater-phobic shit somewhere else

Are you sure you're posting on the right board?

[LynneSin]

10. As long as anti-progism exists at DU I think I can be tater-phobic

SO THERE

[taterguy]

15. There is trouble in the forest

[LynneSin]

19. And I just bet you're one of those selfish Oak trees

No more fricking Oak Trees in the senate please

[Bucky]

14. Doood! You got *baked*

(that was a pun)

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I'm too pretty to be taken seriously as a politician.

:woohoo:

[LynneSin]

5. Didn't you read that section in the Constitution - NO BUNCO PLAYERS ALLOWED

fearful you'll want to take over the Senate completely

[Bucky]

16. Doood! You got *de-bunc'd*

(that was a pun)

[Arugula Latte]

4. Why not me? What does Caroline Kennedy have that I don't?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

6. Well she's not qualified either and for suggesting so makes YOU unqualified

SO THERE!

[Bucky]

20. Doood! You got... um... rejected

(I couldn't think of a pun)

[billyskank]

8. This should be easy.

[LynneSin]

9. Are you even from the US? Your birth cerfiticate is probably fake

SO THERE!

[Bucky]

21. Doood! You're not one of *US*

(that was pun)

[flvegan]

11. That job is beneath me, but go ahead.

[LynneSin]

13. Rumor has it you're a pev

:hide:

[Bucky]

22. Doood! You turned LynneSin into a Pev Dispenser!

(that was a pun)

[flvegan]

28. That alone qualifies me to be the Senator from NY.

[SidneyCarton]

12. Try me.

[LynneSin]

17. Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'

So give it up

[Bucky]

23. Doood! You got tried and convicted!

(that was a pun, not not a particularly satisfying one)

[SidneyCarton]

27. It was a frame-up...

However, between being a non-citizen (The "Real" Mr. Carton was a Brit) and being deceased, I would assume I'm out of the running. (Isn't there some rule against allowing the decaptitated on the Senate floor?)

[Arugula Latte]

30. They nailed ya to the wall!

[SidneyCarton]

34. When Mme. Defarge is the prosecuting attorney, judge, and jury

(She knits during the execution which makes it hard to work the guillotine too!) it's not hard to lose!

[texanwitch]

18. I would make a great senator.

I would move to New York.

[LynneSin]

24. You're from Texas and You're a Witch - do I need to make it any more Obvious?

:eyes:

[texanwitch]

35. I could cast spells on people.

Turn them in to frogs.

Being a witch would give me powers, ever see the tv show call The Charmed Ones.

Think what I could do to the Republicans.

[Bucky]

25. Doood! She didn't even respond to you!

Unless she posts while I'm still writing this

[trof]

26. I already know why. I don't live in NY.

But if it wasn't for that I'd be a shoo in.
;-)

[LynneSin]

29. Seriously Trof - why go there, we all know you're simply unacceptable as a Senator from NY

so there!

[trof]

33. I'll have you know I am imminently acceptable.

I would even go so far as to say 'EXTREMELY acceptable'.
In fact, MORE acceptable you just can't get.
Or be.
Or even wish for.
It's physically impossible.
Now that I have presented you with irrefutable evidence, I rest my case.
:-)

[KamaAina]

31. It's because of my involvement in the "MILF Plaza" scandal, isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[Tikki]

32. If not me, then...

Joan Jett.




Tikki

[Santa Claus]

36. Oh please, tell me.

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. Post.

[Bucky]

38. I think I could "fill Hillary Clinton's seat"... if you know what I mean

(pssst, that's an allusion to anal sex, in case you didn't pick up on it)

[MrCoffee]

39. Whatever. I'd be a fantastic junior Senator from the Great State of Nuevo York.

[Z_I_Peevey]

40. But I'd do great things, like tie Joe Lieberman's

shoelaces together.

edited to put the "lie" back in Lieberman

[MrCoffee]

41. I really really wanted that sentence to end with

balls together.

[Arugula Latte]

42. How about "Tie Joe Lieberman's balls to his shoelaces"

That's gotta hurt ... or so boys tell me.

[Z_I_Peevey]

43. OK, so I'll do that then.

Balls to shoelaces! Put me in, coach.