Ponzie only sounds funny.

[In_The_Wind]

Unless it's insured ~ we've lost everything

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/madoff-arrested-c...

[WCGreen]

1. Wasn't he on Un Happy Daze....

[In_The_Wind]

2. I wish to hell he had stayed there!

[Tom Kitten]

3. Hi Joan!

we haven't talked for years!

[In_The_Wind]

4. Hi Tom.

I guess we haven't at that.
My computer working for awhile longer. The electricity and cable bills were paid before Bernie gave me all my gray hair back.
That reminds me I should call my hairdresser and cancel my appointments!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. the hell you say!! Damn, girl!!

whatever I can do, let me know

[In_The_Wind]

6. do you have enough room for us to camp out in your driveway

I've never pulled that 13 foot camper we bought last year but I do know truck drivers who can teach me how.

We were waiting for money from our Madoff account to pay the mortgage. I don't know if we can pay the car insurance and still have enough pay one phone bill to keep in touch (or to get any of that pilot business I just set myself up for).

Monday we are going to talk to the bank that is holding the mortgage on our home. I don't know how quickly we'll need to move out. I think a trip to Social Services might be a good idea. We have a very low combined income so just maybe there is help out there that I am unaware of. I do know that in some states the utilities cannot turn off your essential services when the temperature drops below a certain level.

I'll ask one of our neighbors to relocate the koi in our pond if we have vacate before the thaw.




This is overwhelming! I don't know .........

[billyskank]

7. Hell, you could have my bed. I'll sleep on the sofa.

You did so much for me. I wish I could do something in return.

[In_The_Wind]

14. If I move across the pond I'll take you up on your offer!

I know that I won't be visiting you but thanks a whole bunch.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. Stay in touch...

hoping things sort themsleves out

[In_The_Wind]

13. I will.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Contact number for emergency relief for Madoff investors is here:

http://www.sec.gov/news/press/2008/2008-293-update.htm
(It's 214-647-7511 but I figured I'd better include the link, as I'm just some random guy on the Internet.)
Best of luck, good vibes, hopes for sudden miracle, the whole schmeer

[In_The_Wind]

9. We've already called that number and left our call back number..

Thank you for your help. I've never ask DU for good vibes before but I could sure use a ton of 'em now.

We will be talking with our bank this week to head off any foreclosure actions. We've made an appointment with a Realtor to start the process to list the house for sale on Tuesday afternoon. I've been looking for a new home down south. I've found a few we can afford if we can sell this place for more than what we owe on it.

[Bossy Monkey]

17. If you're considering SC, I can tell you about almost every town in the state

Unfortunately, I'm almost useless beyond the state's borders, but 10-odd years ago I wrote a hiking book about SC, so I covered it like a blanket. All I know about the rest of the South is that the nearer the coast, the more temperate it is, but also the more expensive. Also, it ain't the heat, it's the humidity.

Again, best of luck. Hope somehow things turn around, and the soonest.

[Zavulon]

10. Great. Time for another bailout, right?

We already threw billions at Wall Street and are ignoring the UAW, so clearly these society fat cats will get their bailout. Bush has just enough time to make it happen.

[In_The_Wind]

12. A bailout won't help us.

We've never been the "society fat cats", no country club membership for us. We are just trying to keep a modest roof over our heads. My husband has recently become disabled. We have less than $800 in our combined bank accounts. All we want is to pay our bills and have simple food on the table. ... not champaign or caviar.

[Zavulon]

15. Maybe if you make every possible bad spending decision

you might qualify. For instance, you could spend way too much on defense of your house and not pay attention to feeding its inhabitants. What's good for the chimp should be good for us.

[In_The_Wind]

16. roflmao

I don't have an alarm system (however I do own a licensed handgun and have a permit to carry a concealed weapon) but I did fill my freezer last week so we will be eating without going to the local food pantry for the next month maybe the next month and a half.




I guess I'm not like chimpy at all!