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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 11:49 AM
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Dog Farts
This must be a large dog phenomenon. Our little dog doesn't do this!

This guy is about to run me out of the room!
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 12:25 PM
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1. Jonas brother sings.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 12:25 PM
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2. Good call.
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B3Nut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 02:39 PM
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3. dawgs fart.
but. a fartin dawg izza happy dawg, as my late friend used to say...methinks he was right.

I thought our Pit Bulls were gassy until we got an American Bulldog...zoiks can he ever clear a room! Lord love a duck....

Todd in Cheesecurdistan
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 02:41 PM
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4. A fartin dog is a happy dog.
The same can be said about me.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 02:42 PM
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5. Our Rat Terror
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 02:43 PM by hobbit709
has farts that smell worse than a dead skunk on the highway in the summer.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 02:44 PM
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6. are nothing compared to cat farts.
:scared:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 03:08 PM
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7. 'Now I'm going to do something I like to call the "compliment sandwich"
where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good."

"Whatever you gotta do..."

"Something good... something good... You look like Snoopy and it makes me smile. But you have smelly dog farts."







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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 03:08 PM
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8. I've heard it's from too much protein in the diet, but I thought carnivores ate mostly protein!
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 03:09 PM by marzipanni
Here's a cute dog farting display w/o the smell!
http://www.gibbleguts.com/screensaverpacks.html
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