So a guy at work showed me his new tattoos on Monday...

[krispos42]

I don't quite know why, except that he's really proud of them.


He goes "Hey, I got new ink. Check it out." Then pulls up his shirt to his neck.




On one pec he had "SWEET" tattooed in inch-high kinda-fancy letters. Over the other pec he had "SOUR" done in matching style.



Then he did his newly-invented ladykiller routine, complete with dance-style interpretive motions.


"Ladies, you want a little of the sweet, or a little of the sour? Oh yeah..."

:rofl:



I blinked at him a couple of times (he's 18 or 19) and say "Well, maybe it will help you get laid."

He nodded and smiled, pleased. I have my doubts, but, hey, the confidence boost alone might be enough!








The first thing that popped into my mind is that scene from "Dude, Where's My Car?" when the two guys are reading each other's back-of-the-neck tattoos ("Dude", "Sweet"), so it was all I could do to keep from breaking down into a fit of giggling!

I think I kept my face pretty straight, though. :rofl:




Life is weird sometimes.

[Shell Beau]

1. All I can say is bless his heart!

[Arkansas Granny]

8. We say that a lot down here where I live.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Reminds me of Vanilla Sky. Jason Lee's Sweet and Sour speech.

But when you get a tattoo, you usually want to show everyone. I wish I had more money for tattoos so I could show them off.

[Symarip]

3. I know this is a horrible question to ask

But I have to anyways. Is he Asian? Because holy Raptor Jesus that would be great!

[krispos42]

4. Nope, white guy

His last name looks and sounds French, and he has dark hair, dark eyes, and is a bit on the swarthy side, so I would guess French or French-Canadian dominates his recent generational history.

[Symarip]

5. Eh

Close enough.

[DS1]

6. That's nothing. My balls have the Comedy/Tragedy Masks on them

full size, of course :eyes:

[seemunkee]

7. My office mate has those on his pecs

I have no idea why he chose them.

[krispos42]

10. I didn't know mice did theater

:hide:

[DS1]

12. oh, snap

[Ava]

9. he should've tattooed

imma

douchebag


:eyes: i'm amazed at how stupid most guys my age seem to be

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. At least it

wasn't this:



------


or this:


Or bad spelling:




and this:

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. That last one!

I almost spit out my drink! :rofl: :spray:

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Sweet and Sour?

I should get Egg and Drop on either arm. In the Soup competitions, I might get more Chinese women than him.

[Gonzo Gardener]

15. Krispos, thanks for sharing!

I needed a good laugh 'til ya cry today! :7

Your story reminds me of a guy I knew, long ago, who tattooed a foot long red lobster on his abdomen & chest. The claws were pinching his nipples.


:rofl: :cry: :rofl:

[Shakespeare]

16. Before you know it, he'll be showing the ladies his O face.

Smoove.

[krispos42]

17. You mean this face?

:rofl:

[hobbit709]

18. He needs TSTL across his forehead.

[krispos42]

19. What's "TSTL"? n/t

[pokerfan]

21. Too Stupid To Live

[Heidi]

20. That's too close to "Shake" and "Bake" for me to take seriously.

[krispos42]

22. He he he... "The Mediocre American Trilogy" n/t

[BreweryYardRat]

23. My sympathies. One of my cousins has the fucking KOOL-AID guy as a tattoo.

Back of one leg, and it's a half-assed piece of crap. Poorly drawn and even more poorly inked.

[XemaSab]

24. Is he a freeper?

:hide:

[BreweryYardRat]

25. Don't think so.

He's pretty into punk rock, and we've had a conversation or two condemning Blackwater/KBR.