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LuckyTheDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:23 AM
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Suppose you are having a beer with God
Edited on Wed Dec-10-08 02:25 AM by LuckyTheDog
After you get past the small talk and get him loosened up a bit, what would you want to ask?

Here is my question: "So... dinosaurs... what was THAT all about?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur

I mean, really. What WAS that all about?
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:25 AM
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1. mine....
"Jerry Fallwell, not one of yours, right?"
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 02:40 AM
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2. Why did you do that to me?
Edited on Wed Dec-10-08 02:40 AM by MrsGrumpy
Assuming that there was a God.
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LuckyTheDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 03:03 AM
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3. And, being God and all...
... I suppose he'd know what "that" was.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 03:40 AM
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6. As a frequent reader of this board, I know what "that" is.
She is referring to the late MrGrumpy, unless I'm mistaken.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 03:27 AM
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4. Wednesday's winning powerball numbers
Nothing I have questions about outranks $35 million.




If that didn't work, I'd ask him if there were other intelligent, space-faring species in our Galaxy. And if any religion at all has a clue about what His Will is.
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-08 03:30 AM
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5. I wouldn't bother asking questions
I'd just start smacking the shit out of him. I'd point out that if this is the best he's capable of, that he doesn't deserve his job, and he'd better let someone more competent take over for him.
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