I get sick of my fellow liberals sometimes. It's times like this that I appreciate the Lounge.

[Danger Mouse]

We may argue about the stupidest shit ever, but even the most ridiculous thread here pales in comparison to some of the GD:P nightmares.
:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What a sexist post.

So what if it is just a piece of cardboard?


:hide:

[Danger Mouse]

9. That piece of cardboard was asking for it. It was leading him on!

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. YARRRR!!

Ye be at 21! And ye don't need to walk the plank. Yarrr harrr matey!



I don't think this posts makes sense to anyone but you... stillercakes! :D

[Danger Mouse]

8. That makes it special, and i mean 'special ed' special.

:D
Kate-astrophy. It's just so YOU.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I'm going to legally change my name.

And I'm going to harass Skinner until he lets me change my screen name to that too.

[Danger Mouse]

17. If you did change your sn to that, I would be honored.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. It would be hysterical if I did.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

25. You totally should. It'd make you more awesome and boost my ego.

You like to boost my ego. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. I do? Since when?

13. :P

[Danger Mouse]

31. Since now. By order of the captain. Har har!

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Now listen here!

This here is MY ship! Now swab the decks you lowlife! Mad Captain Sunshine is just a name, not an actual title!

[Danger Mouse]

38. But...but...I have a captain's hat...

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Yes, it's part of your name!

They call you mad, because, well, you're nuts. You always wear a captains hat, so of course they're gonna call you captain. I'm just trying to figure out where the sunshine part comes in... :P




7! :o

[Danger Mouse]

41. Because I bring sunshine to everybody's life!

6

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Maybe we need to rethink this name..

:P

[Danger Mouse]

44. Don't you be calling me Mad Captain Fruitcake

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Mad Captain Cupcake!

:bounce:

5

[Danger Mouse]

47. Arr, here be my cupcake. His name be Rupert.

Yargh. Jim-lad.
:D

4

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. For some reason.

When I read "Yargh. Jim-lad." In my head I heard Billy Bob Thornton as Karl Childers from Sling Blade.. just need to put an "mmhmm" on the and. :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

50. By the way, I've told you to get Rogue Galaxy for the PS2 before, right?

I'm near the end of it, and not only is at a fantastically fun game about space pirates, it's also very moving.

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. No.

Space Pirates? SPACE PIRATES!?! Want. :o


2!!!! :o

[Danger Mouse]

55. To give you an example of the awesome storytelling...

early in the game, you encounter a fairly unpleasant and sadistic prison warden by the name of Rosencaster.
He seems like a generic bad guy at first, but his backstory is heartbreaking, and the resolution to his storyline is so heartbreaking it almost made me cry. One of the playable characters is a giant space dog. And he takes himself totally seriously. But how can you take him seriously? He's a giant space dog! God I love that game...

1! Okay, time to get to work!

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Interesting, I will check it out.

Ooh, get on with it! The suspense is killing me. :D

[Danger Mouse]

57. Okay. Done!

It's horrid, of course, but I hope you appreciate it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. Well if anyone will, it'll be me.

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Oh, please. "Even the most ridiculous thread pales in comparison". Do you even have a brain?

Fucking Christ, trolls everywhere.

[Danger Mouse]

6. Fuck you, motherfucking fuckerstein.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. The fact that you'd attempt to use a Germanic word construction ending in "stein" and not capitalize

it just proves the fact that you are, in no way whatsoever, a progressive or a liberal.

People who aren't freepers know that nouns, auf Deutsch, are capitalized. Always.

Fucking jackass imbecile Schweinhund.

[Danger Mouse]

26. Oh yeah? Well, you like to eat black forest cake!!!

BAM!

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. You mean, Schwarzwälderkuchen? Or Schwarzwälderkirschtorte?

It's always difficult to tell when a fucking union-hating anti-progressive shitwit is posting.

[Danger Mouse]

33. Yes, I hate all unions. I drink their blood. I eat their skull.

[GoneOffShore]

4. Mmmm - popcorn!

:popcorn:

And beer!


:beer:

How I wish there was a wine smiley. Two actually - one for boxed wine and one for the real stuff.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I have this one:

It has quite a striking resemblance to Midlo though... :evilgrin::rofl:

[flvegan]

7. This is the kind of disrespect I will not tolerate!! nt

[Tom Kitten]

11. I never liked your name

Always reminded me of Tom Crews.

[Danger Mouse]

13. I always hated your name. It makes me think of Fluffy Kitten.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Seriously. Kittens?

:puke:

[Tom Kitten]

23. touche!

Too bad Skinner didn't do the amnesty thing like in '04, I was considering changing it to LinusBuckministerMandala...!

[Lavender Brown]

12. Appreciate this, ya jerk!

:nuke: :P

[XemaSab]

14. That little shit should be in JAIL

for having treated that piece of cardboard in such a DEMEANING fashion. :grr:

[GoneOffShore]

15. In jail?

Drawn and quartered and have his blood drunk by ravens.

[Danger Mouse]

18. No, put his nuts in a juicer then make him drink the juice.

That'll learn him.

[redqueen]

16. What the Christ is it now?

Something about cardboard?

Fuck it, I don't even wanna know.

:hi:

[crispini]

19. I noticed they've started locking some of those threads.

Me, I decided to ignore Cardboard Fest 2008 about 20 minutes after the story broke and am not regretting my decision, although it sounds like I've missed some pretty awesome flamewars. I have, however, gotten a lot done this week, and it's only Monday!

[Danger Mouse]

21. It's not just cardboardfest, but themonkeyhouse in general.

It's like watching the progressive community implode in slow-motion, then scavengers descending to frantically devour the remains.

[rug]

29. I know. They pissed all over my rosary thread.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

30. I could be wrong (and I am sure someone here will disagree) but,

I think we argue about stupid shit over here because we all pretty much agree about the important stuff over there.

[pokerfan]

32. Depends

what's your opinion on circumcising pit bulls?

[Danger Mouse]

34. Only if they're still breastfeeding.

[nomorenomore08]

35. Well, if you can get that close to a pit bull with a sharp object, then you must be

the dog equivalent to Redford in "The Horse Whisperer." :scared:

[crim son]

36. Yabbut, here it matters what people think!

:P

[Danger Mouse]

39. that's what gets me...people writing epic posts as if it's all anything but mental masturbation.

a circle jerk for the ages!

[crim son]

51. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

You're young and idealistic. Eventually you too will take secret pleasure from the display of your wisdom on DU and elsewhere, however anonymous. :D

[Danger Mouse]

52. Oh, I enjoy it...I love attention after all...but I don't make a secret of it.

:D
I also realize that in the grand scheme of thing, I'm just pissing into the wind, but I'm having FUN doing it.

[crim son]

54. Damn, and I thought I might piss you off.

Eh. :shrug: :P

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. ...and we appreciate you...

:hi:

[Withywindle]

46. Some days I think I'm just here for the polls and the cat pictures. n/t

[ThomCat]

49. Time to go lurk in GD again until I know what the hell is going on.

:wow:

[PVnRT]

59. I see we have another granola-smoking union hater in our midst