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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:31 PM
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I'm so not fucking fucked.
It's by choice though so I really can't complain.


(Sorry GiC :P)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:39 PM
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1. Well, perhaps we can't get fucked together?
:rofl:

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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:47 PM
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4. Yeah that would kinda go against
the whole celibacy thing I got goin.

But I can dream! :P
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buzzycrumbhunger Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:40 PM
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8. Ack--celibacy sucks!
:wtf: Why would anyone choose it? Between the arsehole I jettisoned after 20-some years and my lack of confidence since, I've entered born-again-virgin territory and am none to happy about it. I live for the day I can say "Fuck me" as more than an expletive. Ahhh, to have two-person sex again. Celibacy is not natural. Sheesh!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 08:23 PM
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10. Why?
Cause I'm picky that's why!

You know... if that's really all you want, it's very easy.
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buzzycrumbhunger Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:46 PM
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11. LOL--yeah, I know it should be
. . . but after 20-some years with an emotionally abusive dick, I have certain self esteem issues I must overcome before my desire for fuckage is overwhelmed by my mortification at the idea of having to get nekkid in front of a strange man. I'm gonna need the preliminary relationship and a generous lubrication with a fine single malt to get there, I'm afraid.

Sadly, I managed to be too young so missed the window of opportunity for the free love of the '60s. Much more problematic scratching this particular itch nowadays. (I've transcribed too many ER reports to ignore the creepy crawlies walking around out there. :P) Alas, pickiness must be as much of a factor as my lack of daring.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:55 PM
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17. No when you say "creepy crawlies", do you mean the diseases or the men they carry?
:yoiks:

(Cool hobby BTW. Incidentally, entropy is my third most regularly practiced hobby...)
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buzzycrumbhunger Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:31 PM
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21. Hm. Good question.
I suppose I mean whichever does not have a verifiable cure. Honestly, it took about a week in that job to realize I had no future as a ho'ma. The only thing that gave me a worse case of the willies (not the good kind) than the 13-year-olds with their 12th STDs were the old men who repeatedly lost household items up their arses. They should be using ERs everywhere for those Scared Straight programs. :P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:51 PM
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24. Do all nurses *have*
to do a rotation in the ER during ... whatever it is they call it when you're still in school but have to work for free as part of class? (I forget...)

:scared:
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buzzycrumbhunger Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 12:20 AM
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28. I would guess
Sadly, I'm even lower on the totem pole--I only transcribe what they say. Takes the equivalent of a third-year medical student's fund of knowledge and earns you the respect of a feces-flinging monkey--especially now that Indians are willing to do the job for a fourth the money. x( Fascinating work though--and no bedpans!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 08:02 AM
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36. No
thankfully

And :hug:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:43 PM
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2. OK, I promise not to ...you know. If you promise not to ...you know.
So we agree not to...you know.
Right?
:crazy:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:47 PM
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5. Cross my heart.
:patriot:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:34 PM
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7. And hope to die? Stick a needle in your eye?
OK.
Deal.
;-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:43 PM
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9. They used to make quality brazierres...
:hide: :hide:
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:45 PM
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3. Not in my dreams, you ain't
so there.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:48 PM
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6. You have much better dreams than I do.
I need to start smoking and go on that patch thing. :P
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:48 PM
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12. I have had celibacy forced on me by every woman alive.
:cry:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:48 PM
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13. shut up!
me too! for a little over 6 months now (and yet he was surprised when I told him i wanted a divorce :wtf: )
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:51 PM
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14. I've got ya beat
Edited on Mon Dec-08-08 09:51 PM by redqueen
by 30 months!

:woohoo:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:53 PM
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16. Dear God woman...
only 6 months and I am about ready to violate the mailman (and he is not much to look at, I mean I suppose he is OK for a very round man of 60+)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:58 PM
Response to Reply #16
18. I am an expert
in the art of self-love.

:evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:59 PM
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19. I would be lost without my rabbit....
;)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:06 PM
Response to Reply #19
20. I'm finally getting one of those things.
It's either that or risk severe carpal tunnel. :P
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:43 PM
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23. God but I did love this exchange.
I'll be in my bunk.
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 03:18 PM
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44. Seconded
I'm up for being violated by anyone who so wishes, by the way.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 11:01 PM
Response to Reply #16
27. Hell, I am applying for the Postal Service
online.... right, fucking NOW

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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:26 AM
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32. Breaking news - US Postal Service reports surge in applications
all wanting the same route.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:25 AM
Response to Reply #16
31. I wonder if UPS or FedEx in your area
needs some temporary help for the holiday season?

:evilgrin:
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buzzycrumbhunger Donating Member (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:04 AM
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30. I am master of my domain. . .
30 months is nuthin', I promise you. Get back to me when you're ready to talk in terms of years. (I could add in almost my entire marriage, but that could make me suicidal.)

Oddly enough, knowing I have company does not make me feel less pathetic. It does, however, seem there might be a big enough population of deprived wimminz here to start up a battery cooperative so we could all get discount prices for quantity. :fistbump:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:02 AM
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37. Well... 36 months *is* three years, ya know...
and before that it was at least another 3 1/2.

But honestly? I'm in NO hurry. :toast:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:34 AM
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34. 42 months here.
:banghead:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:52 PM
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15. ...
Off to write another "sure, your industry's fucking imploding, but can't you eek out a few days of vacation?" PM.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:43 PM
Response to Reply #15
22. It's
because of the first that the second is the case.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:57 PM
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25. I know. But that's not getting me laid, so I choose not to care.
I'll be mature when I have blood flowing north of my navel again.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 10:58 PM
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26. ...
:spray:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 12:22 AM
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29. no way I am fucking a Repuke. Looks like my fucking days are over.
fuck me x( I am so not ever going to get fucked again. I am of the un-fucked.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 05:30 AM
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33. I am most nights, too
because my wife is away for work during the week most of the time.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 07:51 AM
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35. This is the greatest thread of all time
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:16 AM
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38. I'll join your not fucking party
I've gone as many as 3 or 4 years between dates/potentials.

None of them have turned out to be people I'd want to spend more than two or three dates with anyway. And some didn't make it past a first date goodbye kiss. One guy seemed great, untill I heard his voice. I have a thing about really deep men's voices. Huge turn on. He didn't have it.

IOW, I've only found the People in the I Don't Want to Fuck Club. I have no idea where the Person I Do Want to Fuck is.

x(

Oh well, I'm not in a big hurry either. Children aren't an option, too old now anyway, so I'm not desperate for any of those reasons.

Good thing I'm so good at solo activities. ;-)
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 11:27 AM
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39. Just don't get on a plane, train or automobile anytime soon then...


Car Rental Agent: (cheerfully) Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 12:52 PM
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40. Damn. I think you would totally dig me...
and I have no way to prove it and I am married and everything; frustrato.
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 02:14 PM
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41. good for you
I, on the other hand, am so hopelessly fucking fucked.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 02:27 PM
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42. Locking
It's obvious you came here to start a non-sex thread. Please read the Lounge Rules. :)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 02:49 PM
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43. Heheh... nice one!
:thumbsup:
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 03:29 PM
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45. Is this a plea for a DU Dating Service?
Could be fun to watch. Or it could be one of those things we just can't tear our eyes away from, like a spectacular car wreck.
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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-09-08 04:36 PM
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46. now I get it. nt.
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