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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 01:50 PM
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"Jizz in my pants" is the phrase of the day. Alter a thread title to include "jizz in my pants"
Stay out of GD today. It has become jizz in my pants.

Beverages covered under the Seattle Jizz in my Pants ruling.

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:15 PM
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1. does this jizz in my pants mean I'm an unreasonable person?
:7
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:17 PM
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2. In before the jizz!
:success:
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soleiri Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:20 PM
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3. better as a leftover: Jizz in my pants nt
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:22 PM
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4. Honey Mustard Jizz in my Pants - oddly addictive.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:28 PM
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5. Imagine if John Lennon were still jizz in charlie and algernon's pants today
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:38 PM
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6. Have a blessed jizz in my pants
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:38 PM
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7. Oh where, oh where did jizz in my pants go?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:39 PM
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8. This is too weird....I have too much jizz in my pants
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:39 PM
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9.  My six year old daughter just found out that there is no .....
Sorry.

I just can't complete this one.

It's so.... wrong.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 02:43 PM
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10. Note to self:
stay the hell away from mainegreen's family.

:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:14 PM
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11. Dear God. I am completely and utterly addicted to jizz in my pants.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:15 PM
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12. "Jizz in my pants is not an option" PLEASE STOP USING THIS IDIOTIC PHRASE.
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mokawanis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:17 PM
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13. Hey look, jizz in my pants!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:27 PM
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14.  How about going to a jizz in my pants tasting at Night Train vineyards
I saw that clip and it was almost as funny as my response. :P
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:46 PM
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15. What to do when facing the prospect of spending Christmas Eve alone
with jizz in my pants?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:58 PM
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16.  If I even catch a GLIMPSE of a green Perrier bottle, I think of jizz in my pants
:yoiks:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 04:59 PM
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17. btw, THIS is why lounge threads aren't allowed to show up on the first page
or greatest :P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:00 PM
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18. Because of jizz in Timberlake's pants?
:yoiks:

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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:11 PM
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19. Locking.
Bodily function? Sex thread? Either way, such posts aren't allowed on DU.

huskerlaw
DU Moderator
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