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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:15 PM
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Let's make up a new conspiracy theory
and see how many people we can get to believe it.

We have to make it REALLY stupid, though, just to find out how gullible people really are.

Any suggestions?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:17 PM
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1. I think there are so many floating around, and lies and inuendos, that
to add to that would be just crazy.

I'm all ears. ;)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:18 PM
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2. I know!
Let's pretend there really is no class war and that the oligarchs aren't really trying to destroy the middle class!
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:18 PM
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3. I'm working on one that proves Obama's comments about...
...his not quite giving up smoking is actually a coded message to his corporate overlords in Big Tobacco. I haven't really fleshed it out, and am a long way from integrating the Illuminati, 9/11 insiders, Templars and Elders of Zion, but I'm working on it. Any help would be appreciated.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:32 PM
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13. Don't forget S&B! And much more!
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:34 PM
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15. Damn, someone's always one step ahead of my really great ideas.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:39 PM
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17. That one is....something.
Not sure what entirely, but is sure something.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:34 PM
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14. Don't forget The Mystery Religions!
Can't have a really larropin' conspiracy without them. And then there are The Cheese Bilderbergers...
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 12:11 AM
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21. The towers continued smoking for awhile, and that means the Big Con
is still on. Big Tobacco is actually the earliest of the conspiratorial powers operating on this continent. Tobacco was brought back to England by some of their earliest conspiratorial types. Like did you know Raleigh, who totally has US cities named after him, was beheaded, and Drake, who totally had Drakes' Cakes named after him, caught so-called "dysentary" (I'm sure!) in Panama--which is just about where McCain was born?

Anyway, the fact of the matter is that, as Ivy Leaguers, Barack and Michelle inherit the Raleigh/Templar/Illuminati/Blderburger (through their Clinton connection--all the drama in the primary was a ruse) and finally/Skull and Bones mantle (because of course, Kerry supported Obama)? This means he was intimately connected to the actual center of the "Octopus"--the living, breathing heart of the intelligence operatus that both *let* 9/11 happen with one tentacle, whilst encouraging it with another. Take note of all the big insider names, like Powell and Adelman who suported Barack. Even Hitchens. Believe me, Hitchens is down with some scary, scary, subversive people. Did you know he's not a Christian? He's actually been sober all along--and defames religion because it falls on the Drake side. And to this day, the US is about the Raleigh contingent. Which has everything to do with Big Tobacco, which is why Obama never would've become president if Jesse Helms held on.

Anyway, the reality is easily understood once you grok that the 1960's in fact began right around 1948. That's about when Truman was convinced by certain people that they should acknowledge Israel--and I hardly need to tell you about the smart hold-overs from the FDR administration who might have convinced Truman of *that.* Think about that "Dewey" headline--right. How did that happen when the polls were what they were? Fixed. That's right. Since the 1940's, the Democratic party has been in league with the Elders of Zion and the Lavender Mafia to ensure that the early world-domination goals of Adam Weishaupt et al (also known as George Washington, and also known as Madame DuFarge, which is really quite an accomplishment, what with the quality of cosmetics being what they were back in the day) were carried out.

That was why, when it became known to the Secret Chiefs that young Stanley Ann and her Kenyan beau were expecting a baby, they hurried to make sure the birth certifice showed that the young child was a US citizen, and also published a birth announcement in a Hawai'i newspaper to state the same. It was because they were planning the utter undoing of all things conservative, and that plan was definitely in full swing by the go-go 1960's, what with Kennedy as president, and all. Kennedy was the first victim in the cover-up of that plot. Yes, we're talking "in-house drive-by". The next thing that had to go was Johnson's reputation, so, like the gods, who make mad whom they mean to destroy, got totally enmeshed in Vietnam. This was all abut creating an urgency to discredit the Drake people. Also--McCarthy was one of ours. As was Roy Cohn. Good soldiers, they discredited the GOP immensely. But that left "sleeper" Comrade Nixon.

Take now into account such otherwise apparently incongruent and loosely-connected events as the Bay of Pigs, the launch of the Beatles in America, the nascent film career of one California youth named Jim Morrison, son of a naval officer who later turned to music, and let's not even start with the Grateful Dead....and you are starting to see a wholly government-owned and then disowned youth movement. Already conditioned by filmstrips and air raids and huddling under desks, they were predisposed to communalism, folk music, and seeking "highs" for comfort in their parents' booze or pills, or even the taboo Mary-Juwanna. Their coming of age (marked by the lowering of the voting age by Nixon) marked the first fully indoctrinated American citizens--and just about all of them were raised on tv, which was a vehicle for cigarette ads, which were in many instances played out by celebrities--such as Ronald Reagan--that's right:

Baby Boomers and the so-called Reagan Democrats were predisposed to vote for Reagan because they smoked tobacco and watched tv. And he was part of the Nixon/CIA/Bay of Pigs/ Bush/Cohn anti-Democratic fake opposition set-up. That's why Iran-Contra was uncovered so obviously, and no-one actually paid for their crimes. It was a set-up start to finish to lead, with GHWB as a place-holder, our conspiracy getting Clinton in. And from there, with a GWB in the interim as another "stick" to counterbalance the "New Frontier/ Change & Hope" carrot, we are finally led to the election by apparent overwhelming odds, of our Golden Child, Obama.

I'm amazed more people can't actually follow these obvious dots, man.



(My tip of the hat to Robert Anton Wilson and the late great Skolnik.)
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:19 PM
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4. Iraq had WMD's but the Obama family trucked them out and
they are now sitting in a bunker with Obama's real birth records, just in case conservatives discover the bunkers location.
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:21 PM
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5. The Repugs may fall for that one n/t
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:21 PM
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6. They do talk about Kenyan Muslim radicals
and some conspiracy to take over the world, so I bet they would believe his family trucked out the WMD.
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:23 PM
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7. Don't forget, it must include Hitler and Elvis
and they are both still alive and hiding out in Area 51.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:23 PM
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8. Why are the Obamas looking for a dog? What happened to their old one?
Does PETA know?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:27 PM
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10. When will Obama prove he didn't kill his last dog
by showing us that it's still alive?
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:26 PM
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9. Just don't tell people about Project ACORN
they got a little too close to catching on during the election.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:28 PM
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11. Got ya covered from last year at this time....
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:29 PM
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12. RayGun's brain is being kept frozen in a cylinder of nitrogen.



He'll be back when there's a cure for assholery. :eyes:


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Stardust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:57 PM
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19. Good one: "He'll be back when there's a cure for assholery."
:rofl:
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:39 PM
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16. There is only one real conspiracy
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-07-08 11:46 PM
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18. I wonder if wax paper would work?
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 12:05 AM
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20. No, but wet toilet paper works! But it has to stay REALLY wet. nt
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