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pstokely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 06:48 AM
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Invent a crappy bowl game
Too many of them already

Here's some

The Purina Dog Food Bowl
The Kohler Toliet Bowl
The Unseen Bowl (any game of the NFL Network)
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:08 AM
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1. The Masingil Bowl
The Fleet Enema Bowl
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:21 AM
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2. Republican ones
The Fox News Bowl

The GOP Bowl

The Palin 2012 Bowl
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 08:13 AM
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3. The Smoka Bowl
Hey, somebody had to say it. :)
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 08:37 AM
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4. The Eagle Bank Bowl, live from 47 year old decrepit RFK Stadium, featuring the eighth place ACC team
Average December temperature in DC: 48/28.


Wait, you're telling me that is a real bowl game? You're kidding me....

http://www.eaglebankbowl.org/index.php
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:28 PM
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10. Who thought this was a good idea?
The only thing that's going to save this from being a complete debacle is the fact that Navy is 45 minutes away and can bus in the entire student body.

It reminds me of the late'70s/early '80s Garden State Bowl at the Meadowlands. The fact that sitting in a freezing suburban swamp in December is not especially appealing to out of town fans probably explains why Rutgers and Temple played in the first two games.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:44 PM
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24. The Washington Redskins will be playing??
:hide:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 08:51 AM
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5. The Captain Crunch Bowl
For all the once promising players who are on the injured or disabled list. It's just like regular football, but they play with Nerf balls on a field of fluffy marshmallow cream. At half-time, the cheerleaders throw crunchberries into the crowd.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:17 AM
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6. I don't think we are too far away from that one...


this needs pix, I think.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:37 AM
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7. The Preparation H Bowl
The Erectile Dysfuntion Bowl Classic, presented by Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:07 PM
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8. One episode of the TV series "Green Acres"
they were going to have a "Rutabaga Bowl" to
promote their local crop.
The kicker was having Lisa Douglas in a hot
air baloon throwing out rutabagas and saying,
"Eat Hootersville rutabagas!"
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:31 PM
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12. Wow. They way they got sexual innuendo past the censors back then really amazes me.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:13 PM
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9. The Toilet Bowl
2008 version: Michigan vs. Tennessee (or Auburn)
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 05:29 PM
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11. The Chili-Bowl Bowl: participating teams must get cheap, idiotic haircuts
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:09 PM
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13. The American Standard Toilet Bowl
Football game between the two worst teams in the NCAA. The loser gets flushed :hurts:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:10 PM
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14. The Viagra Bowl
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:10 PM
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15. The Minut Bowl
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:11 PM
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16. The Meineke Car Care Bowl
Oops, that's a real one. Nevermind.

:eyes:
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:12 PM
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17. The Bilderberg Bowl
But the tickets would be damned near impossible to get.
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:41 PM
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23. And the location of the stadium would be a secret.
Alex Jones could do the play-by-play from under the bleachers.
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:13 PM
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18. The Detroit Lions Are On TV Bowl
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martymar64 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:26 PM
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19. The One Hit Bowl
Actually, I think I like that one!
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:34 PM
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20. Didn't that used to be called the Bud Bowl?
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:38 PM
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21. The Punch Bowl
Where spiking is not only allowed but encouraged.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 07:39 PM
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22. The Depends Bowl
Load Up!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 08:24 PM
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25. The Citigroup Bailout Bowl
they can play it at the Mets' new stadium, still (!) called "Citi Field". :P
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:49 PM
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26. The Midol Bowl
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-08-08 09:51 PM
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27. The Kaopectate Bowl.
You can't get to this game unless you've really got your shit together...
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