Invent a crappy bowl game

[pstokely]

Too many of them already

Here's some

The Purina Dog Food Bowl
The Kohler Toliet Bowl
The Unseen Bowl (any game of the NFL Network)

[meegbear]

1. The Masingil Bowl

The Fleet Enema Bowl

[Crazy Dave]

2. Republican ones

The Fox News Bowl

The GOP Bowl

The Palin 2012 Bowl

[bbernardini]

3. The Smoka Bowl

Hey, somebody had to say it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. The Eagle Bank Bowl, live from 47 year old decrepit RFK Stadium, featuring the eighth place ACC team

Average December temperature in DC: 48/28.


Wait, you're telling me that is a real bowl game? You're kidding me....

http://www.eaglebankbowl.org/index.php

[SoxFan]

10. Who thought this was a good idea?

The only thing that's going to save this from being a complete debacle is the fact that Navy is 45 minutes away and can bus in the entire student body.

It reminds me of the late'70s/early '80s Garden State Bowl at the Meadowlands. The fact that sitting in a freezing suburban swamp in December is not especially appealing to out of town fans probably explains why Rutgers and Temple played in the first two games.

[madinmaryland]

24. The Washington Redskins will be playing??

[SOteric]

5. The Captain Crunch Bowl

For all the once promising players who are on the injured or disabled list. It's just like regular football, but they play with Nerf balls on a field of fluffy marshmallow cream. At half-time, the cheerleaders throw crunchberries into the crowd.

[tigereye]

6. I don't think we are too far away from that one...

this needs pix, I think.

[jakefrep]

7. The Preparation H Bowl

The Erectile Dysfuntion Bowl Classic, presented by Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

[Doc_Technical]

8. One episode of the TV series "Green Acres"

they were going to have a "Rutabaga Bowl" to
promote their local crop.
The kicker was having Lisa Douglas in a hot
air baloon throwing out rutabagas and saying,
"Eat Hootersville rutabagas!"

[Bucky]

12. Wow. They way they got sexual innuendo past the censors back then really amazes me.

[KamaAina]

9. The Toilet Bowl

2008 version: Michigan vs. Tennessee (or Auburn)

[Bucky]

11. The Chili-Bowl Bowl: participating teams must get cheap, idiotic haircuts

[meow2u3]

13. The American Standard Toilet Bowl

Football game between the two worst teams in the NCAA. The loser gets flushed

[KitchenWitch]

14. The Viagra Bowl

[flvegan]

15. The Minut Bowl

[Lyric]

16. The Meineke Car Care Bowl

Oops, that's a real one. Nevermind.

[Lyric]

17. The Bilderberg Bowl

But the tickets would be damned near impossible to get.

[Z_I_Peevey]

23. And the location of the stadium would be a secret.

Alex Jones could do the play-by-play from under the bleachers.

[rockymountaindem]

18. The Detroit Lions Are On TV Bowl

[martymar64]

19. The One Hit Bowl

Actually, I think I like that one!

[Mabus]

20. Didn't that used to be called the Bud Bowl?

[Mabus]

21. The Punch Bowl

Where spiking is not only allowed but encouraged.

[ThoughtCriminal]

22. The Depends Bowl

Load Up!

[KamaAina]

25. The Citigroup Bailout Bowl

they can play it at the Mets' new stadium, still (!) called "Citi Field".

[Generic Brad]

26. The Midol Bowl

[Aristus]

27. The Kaopectate Bowl.

You can't get to this game unless you've really got your shit together...