I've been getting very offended lately...

[battleknight24]

"Merry Christmas!"

- I find this very offensive.

"Happy Holidays!"

- Very offensive.

"Happy Chanukah!"

- Very offensive.

"Happy Kwanzaa!"

- Very offensive.

"Have a happy new year!"

- I don't believe in "years." I find this very offensive.

I'm an American. Whatever you say, I'll get offended! Deeply offended!



Peace,

[suninvited]

1. How does this strike you?

F'ing enjoy December 25th.

Offensive?

[battleknight24]

5. Yes, I am offended by that too!*

*this post is not meant to be taken seriously.

[Danger Mouse]

2. Happy Chrisnukahzaa!

[Ptah]

3. run!

[XemaSab]

4. Merry Festivus, Hitler!

[battleknight24]

6. It would take a Festivus miracle for me not to be offended by that!*

*My original post was not meant to be taken seriously. It was meant as a response to all this hoopla...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27890640/?GT1=43001



I figured that since I'm an American, I should be offended by everything, no matter what.

[Deja Q]

7. You need to get laid worse than I do!

[Lil Missy]

8. Well, happy fucking day to you then! Humpff!

[skygazer]

9. I find this thread offensive

[DarkTirade]

10. Your offendedness offends me, sir!

[Breeze54]

11. Have a crappy holiday!!!!