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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:25 PM
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I think I got a lead on that gun I've ben looking for today!
Though this person I was talking to acted like I was crazy...and seemed to think I was a man.

Geez. Not all ministers are crazy. Or men.

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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:29 PM
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1. lol
I dont mean to say that all ministers are crazy but this guy was a little nuts. I think he was about to start drooling when he heard about the handgun.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:35 PM
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2. It's all good. I know LOTS of crazy preachers! Trust me. nt
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 07:59 PM
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3. Better hurry, preacher! Only 46 days till Armageddon!
:silly:
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:00 PM
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4. Is that why they want guns?
So they can shoot the devil or that sea monster thats suppose to come out of the ocean?
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:06 PM
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5. Actually, I think freepers actually believe that Obama is going to confiscate guns
They want more guns when that happens, but not to fight (because they're cowards), but to give them more to cry about when the confiscation occurs. Of course, there won't be a gun confiscation, so the end result is that there will be a lot of used guns for sale a few years down the road.

Anyway, you don't shoot sea monsters, you pray them away...
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:07 PM
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6. Maybe this guy was going to hand them out at church.
Or to the homeless. Preacher will have his own homeless church army!
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machI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 06:33 AM
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8. We have a special gift to give to all of our first time visitors today
And I do mean 'SPECIAL'

It is a clean little Smith & Wesson model 17 chambered in .38 Special along with a 20 round box of ammo.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 08:34 AM
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9. That may work on sea monsters but
You really need a Weatherby to stop the Dinosaurs.
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Paladin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 09:25 AM
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11. It's Not Confined To Freepers.

There are plenty of our very own DU gun obsessives who believe Obama will take their guns away---and you're right, it's just wishful thinking on their part; their lives are largely defined by constant paranoia regarding confiscation....
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:13 PM
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7. Personally, I swear by
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, if you want real stopping power.
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moriah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-08 08:42 AM
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10. "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits ...
... in Thy mercy."
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