Yikes! This woman really hates telemarketers...

[Clintonista2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uGsUXSbI4E

[justabob]

1. that is amazing

I thought I was bad.... *paging the men in white coats*

[suninvited]

2. wow

dead people because her answering machine was full????

[Clintonista2]

3. The best part...

Someone made a soundboard out of her and used her voice to harass innocent victims!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IckuE_mFA6w

[HEyHEY]

4. What the hell is her complaint? I don't get it.

She called the cops for that? Why didn't he hang up?

[Clintonista2]

9. She's nuts!

[Greyskye]

5. It's so wrong

to laugh as much as I did at that!

Hope the poor dear gets some help. If she doesn't calm down a bit, she'll be the one with the burst appendix!

[Clintonista2]

15. If you liked that one, you should watch this:

Somebody made a soundboard out of her voice and used it to harass an innocent person! It's even more hilarious than the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IckuE_mFA6w

[rcrush]

6. YOU SONOFABITCH YOU DONT ANSWER THE PHONE?!

you sonofabitch!

[KamaAina]

7. I've heard of a couple of slightly lower-key approaches

a former associate who played the sax responded to a robocall by taking one that was way out of tune and blowing a long, sour note into the mouthpiece. Alas, he was too much of a wuss to do that to a live caller. (I asked. )

Another former associate, this one in the disabilities field, responded to the call with perfect politeness -- while impersonating someone with a speech impediment.

[FloridaJudy]

8. If you don't need to use the phone

Just say "Hang on, there's someone at the door". Then put the phone down and leave it for three hours. I last used this one when the Republican party called to urge me to vote for their candidate.

If you do need to use it, just say "No thanks. I'm not interested", and hang up.

Or get Caller ID. If I don't recognize the number, I let the machine get it. "Delete" is a wonderful invention.

No need to fly off the handle. There are too many real problems in the world that need attention.

[Sebastian Doyle]

10. This old bag makes Harriet the PUMA look sane!

Good God! I had some crazy assed people on the phone when I used to work at a call center, but never anything like that. She would have easily jumped to the #1 spot in something I called "The 3 AM file" (use your imagination, and it has nothing to do with Hillary)

[Shell Beau]

11. She is the definition of sanity!

Her friend was gang-raped but said telemarketing was worse!! That one got me! The telemarketer is a rapist!!


I so get it ! 95 ding dongs in my toot unwanted certainly equals the inconvenience of telemarketing call. She really is making some sense there. She almost lost me, but she sooo pulled me back in with that gang-rape similarity.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. 95 ding dongs in my toot

nasty.nasty.nasty. Good lord, shell. I am laughing and then this ... this 95 ding dongs in my toot!!

[rockymountaindem]

12. She should get a cell phone

I think it would make her life better.

[Lil Missy]

13. Normal day on the job in Customer Service.

[Radical Activist]

14. holy shit that lady is nuts.

is that even real? who was he calling for? and what type of relaxing drugs was the guy taking?

"I hope they play this tape in court some day ma'am." I like this guy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Whoops - wrong thread. Never mind.

Go to primate1's thread to see what I posted here.

[crim son]

18. It would be such a pleasure to get her number

and give her a sales call, just for the helluvit.

[PBS Poll-435]

19. LOL

"You call people's houses?"

[astral]

20. I'm afraid I couldn't listen to that for very long . . .

I'm mean to telemarketers too, depending on why they're calling. I usually just say 'you shouldn't even have my number' and hang up the phone. But really, I used to try to go unlisted and my one phone company that I dumped for the other phone company put my whole name in the phone book for revenge.

So I'm not THAT mean to them, considering they had no way of knowing I'm 'unlisted.'

The woman was obviously checking how long it would take her to make him hang up on her. I think she won!