Let's write a DU story: Once upon a time on a rainy afternoon in the DU Lounge

[LynneSin]

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[JVS]

1. Someone started a thread about drinking box wine

[LynneSin]

3. and thought, "Hey, what kind of amusing stuff could I do to cause trouble in the DU Lounge?"

[TZ]

4. while driving through a toll booth.

[JVS]

6. On her way to meet Joe Biden and help him kick the ass of a team of ninjas that had kidnapped his...

dog.

[TZ]

8. But she was torn because her porch needed to be swept.

[mnhtnbb]

2. Parche flew over the moon.

[madinmaryland]

5. turtlensue was dreaming about her date with Tony Romo and what she would.

tell teh lounge about that night.

[TZ]

7. and then she woke up from her nightmare and started barfing!

[JVS]

9. Yet the seeds of a deep and unabiding lust had been planted, and she began her quest.

[LynneSin]

12. and then she realized she was just developing a really bad cold

[JVS]

14. A cold that could only be cured by the love of Tony Romo

[Symarip]

16. And cowbell.

[JVS]

18. And the visitation of the great military hero Colonel Angus

[BOSSHOG]

10. and then the doorbell rang!

[LynneSin]

11. "Who's that knocking at my door" asked our DU hero

[BOSSHOG]

13. Who was clad only in her free Victoria's Secret Panties and one of those Bras!

[XemaSab]

15. Her round melons spilling over the top of her bra cups

[JVS]

17. And even those articles of clothing were on in a haphazard manner, revealing much

[BOSSHOG]

19. Its as if she had just finished but had every desire to start all over again

[motely36]

20. Approaching the door, he wondered what really happened last night

[JVS]

21. LOL!

[madinmaryland]

22. After adjusting his package for the 20th time that evening.

[BOSSHOG]

23. And he could not believe how big his butt looked in those free panties

[TZ]

24. but the man boobs were held in by the bra very nicely

[motely36]

26. Finally opening the door, he was surprised to find a small box on his porch

[TZ]

28. Which he quickly bent down to pick up.

[TZ]

29. and discovered inside......

[motely36]

30. a slip of paper with the word 'Parche' and nothing else

[TZ]

32. But then he noticed a small insignia on the other side of the paper...

[madinmaryland]

31. While turtlensue ogled at the sight of Tony Romo in her front doorway.

[BOSSHOG]

33. She thought he looked better in his free panties

[Symarip]

27. Did this happen at Olive Garden, he thought

[KamaAina]

25. There are no rainy afternoons in the DU Lounge

much like "the sun never set on the British Empire".

Come to think of it, there aren't even any afternoons as such. Here on the Lounge lanai, it is still 10:51 AM (and sunny).