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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:21 PM
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"You need to watch your mouth, asshole!"
actually snarled at me this morning by some mook who was riding his bike on the sidewalk (perfectly legal here, outside Waikiki and downtown :grr: ), after I called him a bad word when he passed me.

"You need to watch your mouth, asshole!" What is wrong with this picture?

FAIL.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:25 PM
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1. LOL
Irritating, though.
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:27 PM
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2. I don't think he was saying "don't say bad words, asshole"
I think he was saying "watch your mouth and don't call *me* a bad word or I'll kick your ass".
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:28 PM
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3. Yeah, asshole
I just felt like calling you an asshole.

lalalala
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:28 PM
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4. If it is perfectly legal there, why did you call him a bad word?
Although I do get the irony of his statement...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:51 PM
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7. Yeah!
That's what I wanna know.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:00 PM
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8. He passed me from behind with no warning whatsoever
roughly equivalent to you tooling down a two-laner doing 35 while Jimmie Johnson comes roaring by in the Lowe's #48. :scared:
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:23 PM
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11. Maybe he needed one of these
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:32 PM
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5. Cyclists just can't win.
People complain if they're on the sidewalk, people complain if they're in traffic. Not everywhere has a bike lane, so they have to ride somewhere.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:01 PM
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9. I voted for a bike lane initiative a couple of years ago
both for selfish (see above) and green reasons.

Goodness only knows when they'll actually get built, though. :eyes:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:46 PM
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6. Maybe if you weren't driving on the sidewalk, Moran!
:rofl:

:hi:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:02 PM
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10. I only got off the street because
I had to get around this giant SUV that had Dallas Cowboys stickers on it. :P
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:24 PM
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12. What are you doing driving on the sidewalk?
:spray:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:31 PM
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13. There is a bumper sticker that reads "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!"
This sticker was employed to maximum effect on the back of a power wheelchair!!
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dawgmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:36 PM
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14. I don't think my asshole can actually see my mouth
Edited on Fri Dec-05-08 03:36 PM by dawgmom
It would therefore be very difficult for my asshole to actually watch my mouth, as he suggested. Of course, I could probably stand in front of a mirror, and sort of twist around. Yeah. That would probably work.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:57 PM
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15. Almost as good as something one of the geeks I hang out with at school said the other day...
"Fuck you, I'm being nice." :P

Only it actually made sense in context. Which just made it even funnier.
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