What is your porn-star name?

[scheming daemons]

Simple exercise.

Take the name of your first pet and append the name of the street you grew up on.

And voila... your porn-star name.



Mine:

Kristy Grant

[mainegreen]

1. Marco Park.

[Guava Jelly]

2. Mine is

Infinity Smooth

[Chan790]

3. All my early pets were female...

so by that logic my porn name is Jasmine Harvard...and I'm a guy.

[scheming daemons]

4. Yeah...but that's a REALLY COOL porn-star name....

You could be good in tranny porn with that name.

[LynneSin]

5. Suess Park has no finesse

Shouldn't have named my first pet after Dr. Suess if I thought I was going into the Porn Industry.

[scheming daemons]

6. Pick your second pet then.... ;-)

[LynneSin]

7. Second pet was a Chameleon named Repeat

Not getting much better.

[scheming daemons]

12. Are you kidding? "Repeat" is an AWESOME porn name....

[LynneSin]

15. You must be a perv - right

[scheming daemons]

17. LOL..... "Repeat Park" would be a great name for a male porn-star...

[Bucky]

57. Yeah, if he was the twin of another porn star named "Pete"

They could tag team the Balloon Sisters. I can see a porn movie entitled "Rinse and Repeat"

[MilesColtrane]

90. Maybe a Korean male porn star?

[mcctatas]

8. Let's see...

Sadie Metomen (not so hot is it)

[Symarip]

9. Nookitoo Gumtree?

Fuck that.

Well, not literally.

[mcctatas]

20. Where the hell did you grow up?

Candyland?

[Symarip]

23. No.

Fallbrook, Ca. Home of, well, really nothing. That's probably why we moved.

My dog was a Siberian Husky. She kicked ass.

[Shell Beau]

10. Ginger Whippoorwill

[scheming daemons]

14. That's a GREAT one

[dawgmom]

11. Bonnie Rural Route 2?

Doesn't really work.

[scheming daemons]

13. Sure it does.... who wouldn't want to explore Bonnie's "rural route 2".....

[dawgmom]

19. But it was a gravel road

Sounds painful. ;0

[soleiri]

16. Kitty Strathmore

[scheming daemons]

18. That works...... sounds porn-ish

[soleiri]

works for porn star

Or socialite

I'm set!

[BarenakedLady]

21. Muffin Kearns

[scheming daemons]

38. We have a winner!

LOL!

[frogmarch]

22. Snufflewuffer Toluca

has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? lol

[Bucky]

59. Uh, sure, if they start making Porn for Furries

If you don't want to know what a furry is, don't click this link. If you want to know, but want to avoid the naughty details, click here.

[redqueen]

24. Er...

Mitzi Northwest Hwy?

No.

[cloudbase]

25. Tiger Boulevard of the Allies

I don't get much work these days.

[scheming daemons]

40. No... but just "Tiger Boulevard" works VERY well for a male porn star

[Rosie1223]

26. My current pet/street is much better:

Childhood pet/street: Charlie Anderson

Current pet/street: Chiquita St Francis

You decide

[insanity]

27. Skittles 182 NE

[scheming daemons]

39. See post #37..... is that your pet? LOL

[VaYallaDawg]

28. Mine would be Mack South. Sounds like one of those guys with the huge ....

[guitar man]

29. Mack 66 nt

[Capn Sunshine]

30. Star Kittridge

great for a chick, otherwise , eh.

[foxfeet]

31. Miserable McCulloch.

Uh-uh. I don't think so.

[Bucky]

55. That sounds more like a Dick Tracy supervillain's name

on the other hand, "Dick Tracy" sounds like a porn star name, so it all evens out

[kwassa]

32. Nipper Hart

into, um, biting, I guess.

[ccharles000]

33. Spunky Westbrook

[scheming daemons]

41. That works for either gender!

[mokawanis]

34. Taffy Marshall

[Critters2]

35. Lady Kelling. meh. nt

[dembotoz]

36. corky luscher

doesnt do much for me

[Skittles]

37. Mama Pinkus Rural Route 2

really does not sound kinky does it?

[malta blue]

42. I grew up on too many streets....

[City of Mills]

43. Buddy Woodcock

Seriously!

[scheming daemons]

44. AWESOME! A real winner.....

[DarkTirade]

45. Yeah... my first pet's name wouldn't really work. Frodo just isn't a sexy name.

My next two pets were Sam and Frank, though. I guess either one would work.

Sam Ingram? Frank Ingram? Hmm. Neither one sounds like me though.

Huh. Curiosity led me to look up my childhood home via google maps and I checked out the google groundview... whoever lives there now put up a basketball hoop. And the pictures are either very recent or a year old, because there are christmas lights on the house.

Hmm. Looks like they fixed up the crumbling bricks on the mailbox too. Funny how you notice the little things.

[VaYallaDawg]

46. This wasn't a pet name, but I actually once met a nun named Sister Candy.

[ohiosmith]

47. Butch Goldenrod

[VaYallaDawg]

48. That one really does sound nasty!!!

[harmonicon]

49. Nipper Clark

[backwoodsbob]

50. no one will believe this one but true

Willy Big Branch

[FloridaJudy]

51. Mischka Solano

Which sounds a lot more like that of a fashion designer.

I pity poor Fido Rural Route 30.

eta: note to those hoping to hack my "secret confirmation questions", this is actually the name of the second of each.

[TZ]

52. KoKo Judge

[Shine]

53. I did this exact same thread a while ago. It's fun!

mine: Shiva Alvarado

[pokerfan]

54. Max Montgomery (n/t)

[peruban]

56. Strype Terrace? n/m

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

58. Kitty Asbury.

[The Night Owl]

60. Crackers Euclid {EOM}

[Dora]

61. Pearl Butte

[derby378]

62. Mack Sanders

[kimmerspixelated]

63. FingerMe Fanta!

[Franzia]

64. Peaches St. Cloud

[XemaSab]

65. Cinder Merritt

[mcctatas]

91. Hey!

I live right off of Merrit Ave. Unless of course there's more than one in the world

[XemaSab]

104. I'm guessing there is more than one, since

I don't think you live in Oakland, California.

[mcctatas]

107. Nope...

the frozen tundra of WI

[Swede]

66. Randy Thunderstick.

[TX Screwball]

67. Pancho Cobb

[madinmaryland]

68. Roosevelt Panda.

[Stump]

69. B.J. Dogwood

I'm not making this up.

[RoyGBiv]

70. Candy Woodhead

Odd.

I must do TS porn.

[originalpckelly]

71. Bronson Idaho

They gotta stop naming streets after states!

[DS1]

72. DS1

[TommyO]

73. Ginger Southside

Not a great porn-star name for a guy.

[Inspired]

74. Pinkythird

[bluethruandthru]

75. Ursula Upland n/t

[MrScorpio]

76. Shannon MacDougall

Wanna know what's under my kilt?

[Deja Q]

77. Zoe Laurie?

[mitchum]

78. Tiger Harding

[AbbeyRoad]

79. Muffin Division

Yeah....Muffin Division.

[MilesColtrane]

93. Serendipitous indeed!

[mykpart]

80. Spike Falls

But I'm a girl.

[DemBones DemBones]

81. Dempsey Wahpahoo.

[sarcasmo]

82. Mick Tealwaters

[NNadir]

83. Tinkerbell West.

[femmocrat]

84. Taffy Brush.

Sounds like something used in a candy factory.

[applegrove]

85. Gerry Glenwood.

[Inchworm]

86. Spanky Victoria

Woot! I get silk!!

[Tom Kitten]

87. My first pet was a goldfish named "Goldie"

and I grew up the most on Rolling Hills Drive...

So "Goldie Rolling Hills" ?

[doc03]

88. Boots Grange Hall

[MilesColtrane]

89. Hercules Montclair

no shit

[rockymountaindem]

92. Rockymountaindem

Fake names are for cowards!

[SeattleGirl]

94. My memory doesn't go back that far.

[Sidney J Mussburger]

95. Buck Naked

[Systematic Chaos]

96. Chippie Ridge

Although Chippie wasn't really "my" pet. Later I got my own cat named Blue Boy while I still lived on Ridge Rd. but shortly thereafter I moved across the country and ended up on Lewis Ave.

So either Blue Boy Ridge or Blue Boy Lewis.

[NanceGreggs]

97. Bonnie Krause?

Doesn't work as a porn star name - sounds more like someone who can find that ranch house in the 'burbs you've been searching for - and the vendors are motivated - it's priced to sell!

[TK421]

98. Nicky Verda?

that sounds kind of porn star-ish, I guess

[skinnyjeans]

99. Wilma Thom

But my prison name I heard would be Shower Stalker.

[Lindsey]

100. Pandy Normandy....not to porn sounding.....oh well...n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

101. Archie Twining

Not real pr0nnish :sigh:

[Lincolngirl]

102. Lilly Longwood...n/t

[zanne]

103. Minou Alsace,

Nope. Even in French, it doesn't sound dirty.

[BuddhaGirl]

105. Roo Hollywood

good porn name imho

Roo was our poodle's nickname - he had some big long pedigree name "something-something Tam O'Shanter" - I can't remember the entire thing.

[valerief]

106. Crispy Train. nt

[PassingFair]

108. Hey, thats my REAL name!

Almost...

[PassingFair]

109. Fluffy Kensington. n/t