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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:14 PM
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CONFESS!!!!! Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
Damnit, tired of cleaning up that bird crap!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:16 PM
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1. Just like me
They long to be, close to you.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:16 PM
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2. They know I have bird seed
:scared:
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:18 PM
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3. it's because of that sunflower-seed vest I wear
sorry about that.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:19 PM
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4. Like it's any of your business.
Get off my back, woman!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:23 PM
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6. Then clean up the damn crap before you leave
thank you!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:23 PM
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5. Maybe its my bird seed hat
:D
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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:51 PM
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7. They are my servants and do my bidding.
How else do you think I know to show up just after you've mopped the floor. THEY ARE WATCHING YOU!!!!!!111!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Insert hysterical laughter here)

:evilgrin:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:52 PM
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8. To be fair, vultures aren't a nice bird
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:52 PM
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9. Cursed.
I am cursed.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:53 PM
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10. Hitchcock knows
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:57 PM
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11. Because I am covered with crumbs.
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 02:58 PM
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12. Because my real name is Snow White
What, you'd prefer the mice?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:00 PM
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13. Oh, you see the birds, too?
Whew! *wipes sweat from brow and flicks it away*
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Mugu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 03:21 PM
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14. Maybe you need a feathered troll to keep the birds away.
This one lives under my bird feeder.


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