Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

So, You've Decided to be Evil

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
ezgoingrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 04:17 AM
Original message
So, You've Decided to be Evil
An Evil Guide Plan:

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Here's my plan, what's yours?

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC