There've been no tragedies for over a week. What should I do?

[crim son]

Seriously, all this calm is beginning to freak me out. What can I do to bring back the miserable excitement to which I've grown accustomed and even attached? :P

[arcadian]

1. Go out and throw empty beer bottles at your neighbor's house.

That should stir up some shit. :P

[crim son]

3. First I gotta drink the beer!

O-Kay!

[arcadian]

6. Even better.

:thumbsup: It's my contention that a confrontation with neighbors goes a lot smoother when liqueured up.

[Deja Q]

2. Well, given how everyone else between 14 and 18 in my family tree has now added to world population,

wait, I'm 36.579 years old, so it's way beyond too late... :scared:

There are still a bunch under 14, so we'll see what happens in, oh, 5 years' time...

[crim son]

4. Your post just confirms my vote of "13" on your poll.

:P :rofl:

[Deja Q]

5. What, not "25+"?

:spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Oooh, I needed to ask you something.

How do you pronouce your son's name again? I have to meet with someone who has the same name in a few weeks and I don't want to appear like a dolt.

TIA.

:hi:

[Parche]

9. Cleophus

:hi:

[crim son]

13. ...

:spray:

[crim son]

12. "Yer-Gen" (hard "g").

Unless you're four; then it's pronounced "Yoy-Gen". I'm assuming you mean Juergs and not Henry. :P :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. LOL. Yes, I meant Juergen.

Thanks so much. I thought that was right, but wanted to be sure. :hi:

[mainegreen]

8. Go to the racetrack with a thousand dollars cash.

[crim son]

15. Alas, I still suffer from the handicap of having no cash,

I've just decided it's not a tragedy. :D

[lost-in-nj]

10. you could always look at this as

the calm before the storm......

really
enjoy it Crimmie!!!!!
you deserve some quiet time!

:hi:


lost

[crim son]

16. My mother told me the same thing when I was pregnant with my first child.

I'm terrible at "calm." :loveya: But she was right and you are too.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Visit GD:P.

To paraphrase Robot Ron: "A war is everyday for GDP!"

[crim son]

17. You don't want to give me a heart attack, do you?

:scared: